Chris10

I’m not a P1 but I know people who are. Rum guzzling mouth janitor. I don’t clear up rumors.

[Chris10 @Circuitouslife]

If you haven’t left a store carrying your screaming kid surfboard style you’re not really parenting.

[Jay @figure4pointer]

Please buy Michael Jordan and give a child a home. Could be tax deductible as well

[Chris10 @Circuitouslife]

Do any of you sports people want to buy this or know someone who wants to buy this? Its worth… like… a lot and my friend needs some cash flow. They are trying to adopt a baby. @CashSports

[oakie @oakieeeeee]

@freyaunfiltered it really is so fucking stupid.

the left watching the house burn down: “yeah but the firefighter isn’t my first choice”

[freya jane @freyaunfiltered]

i hate being a texas democrat bc wym you’re not voting out abbott bc you don’t like hinojosa ? wym you’re not voting for talarico bc you’re upset crockett lost ? this is exactly why we are where we are jfc stop being so picky and just vote blue ???

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

My children watched the halftime show and now they’re gay AND Puerto Rican. Thank you Bad Bunny.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

The world has never been so unauthentic

[ᴋɪᴛᴄʜᴇɴ ʀᴇᴄɪᴘᴇꜱ👩‍🍳 @KitchenRecipes_]

The kitchen is Talking about your mistakes.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

He's making his list... He's checkin' it twice.

He left it at home.

He's texting his wife.

[Chris10 @Circuitouslife]

@bcbaker23 @NotJackKemp @thedumbzone What in the Super Senior world is this?!?!

[⛧ @Rainwontmiss]

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”

[Chris10 @Circuitouslife]

@di_atribe @wfaaweather The place I live!

[Chris10 @Circuitouslife]

PSA: it’s not illegal to ring a doorbell.

[Chris10 @Circuitouslife]

@GinRumMe It’s me! I need all the snickers.

[Chris10 @Circuitouslife]

@sloppytortilla Let him. You don’t want him around teaching your children that’s how women are treated.

[Chris10 @Circuitouslife]

A kid told me today that he works at Cracker Barrel as part of his mission work.
Me:

[Chris10 @Circuitouslife]

I wish rental car places still offered manual transmission vehicles sometimes I itch to show a car who’s boss and drift into parallel parking spot. They don’t even have real parking brakes anymore.

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

To ask yourself a question like “am I attractive” is infinitely mean to one’s self. Your body is doing its best to fulfill its role in keeping you alive. Why does it deserve to be burdened by the internalized judgements from others?

[Chris10 @Circuitouslife]

@Aredraider Libs are not the ones buying Tesla’s.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Everything happens for no reason.

[Chris10 @Circuitouslife]

@NotBumpWills Where is your kid?

[Chris10 @Circuitouslife]

Bout to start livin that college life! Vicariously of course. #universityoforegon