niko, honey, the love of my life, i’m asking you so gently to please come sit with me so you don’t burn and get gross liquid blisters all over your skin i’m trying to help you but you’re so stubborn
🤨 * honey your skin is going to burn to a crisp and you will be a twin to those fancy lobsters you used to eat .
it’ll be painful and itchy and you won’t be able to sleep properly come / inside / now, please .
( WHIPPING AROUND . )
if you had nice linen shirts then you wouldn’t be burning you’d be nice and cool AND protected ♨️♨️♨️♨️ come inside i’ll get you sunscreen
( blink blink . Looking down at arm , holding it out so he could stare at his forearm . )
. . .
( slanted lips , raising eyes again to watch the other waddle off . )
I am burning .