@CishetKris@CisHetRalts@CisHetMettaton Not sure why either - didn't have an email attached to my old account and I'd just get redirected to the appeals page every time I logged in. If I get shot down again while I'm still fresh it'll be the most on-brand thing to happen.
We used to get hurricanes all the time. Big, powerful storms—beautiful storms, but they were a disaster. And you know why? Because they didn’t respect America, they thought we were weak. So I called NOAA and FEMA and said “we’re changing it to the Gulf of America, because these hurricanes have gotta stop pushing us around, it’s not good.” And the weather people said “sir, you can’t just change the name of an ocean, it won’t stop the hurricanes, they’re too strong!” But we changed the name and we got Tim Apple to change the maps and now we don’t have hurricanes anymore.