A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates...
He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.
"Are you Mohammed?" he asks.
"No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." And he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds, coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"
"No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still."
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"
"No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up."
Mohammed higher than Jesus!
The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.
Once again he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:
"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.
"No my son.....I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?"
"Yes, please!" said the man.
God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:
"Hey Mohammed, two coffees!"
I am releasing my full documentary on the islamic takeover of Michigan. We are likely to see our first muslim senator in the United States of America. You want to know what Dearborn is actually like?
Watch this video. It starts with a loud call to prayer, it gets broadcasted 5 times a day in Dearborn. This is by far the most important documentary I've ever made.
A man tells me he wants Hezbollah to be allied with the United States. This is just a Wednesday in Dearborn. I went around for 6 hours and found less than 10 people who said they spoke English. Are you watching closely? Do you see how we will lose our nation like this?
Have conversations about this footage with people you've avoided politics with in the future because you'll lose your freedom to do so sooner than you think.
NY Mayor Mamdani Is REQUIRING ID To Shop at His Government-Run Grocery Stores
Democrats refuse to support Voter ID to secure elections but want to enact it to buy a gallon of milk?
It's beyond parody at this point.
You can't make this up...
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ILHAN OMAR IS REPORTEDLY FURIOUS THAT PEOPLE KEEP CIRCULATING THE PHOTO OF HER WITHOUT HER HIJAB. SHE CLAIMS IT IS "DISRESPECTFUL TO HER AS A WOMAN, AS A CONGRESSWOMAN & TO HER RELIGION." SO LET'S BE CRYSTAL CLEAR: DO NOT SHARE IT! DO NOT REPOST IT!
🚨 WTF!? The Chinese Communist Party has flown Democratic Socialists of AMERICA members to China, as DSA members take a "pledge" to the CCP
This is BETRAYAL.
They should have to renounce their citizenship and never return!
🚨 JUST IN: Democrat Abdul El Sayed is BARRELING toward being nominated US Senate candidate for Michigan, and he's WEAK against Trump-endorsed Mike Rogers (R), who has been leading in the polls
Look at what's happening in Spain. Do NOT elect an "Abdul" to the US Senate, it's a one-way ticket to mass 3rd world amnesty for Muslim migrants!
IF the United States of America makes it to 300 years…
It will be because we fought back against the Leftist Democrat/Communist/Islamic attack against our Constitutional Republic👇👇🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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The fact that no news station will air the speech tonight is all the proof you need that there is a conspiracy between the major media corporations and anti-Trump sentiment .
The Great Lakes region and New York is literally choking on Canadian wildfire smoke right now.
This Canadian woman just answered the question everyone’s asking: “Why is Canada always on fire?? This is like the 6th year in a row.”
Her explanation:
“We used to have indigenous fire starters who could light a fire and control it on an entire mountain. They’d do prescribed burns so there wouldn’t be crazy forest fires.
You could drive along the highways in the early ’80s and the sides would literally be on fire — with an indigenous person walking right there controlling it.
But we banned them from their ancient practices.
Now we have crazy forest fires… ’Cause we suck.”
Her words. Not mine. Just like California and how they made wildfires even worse.
It should be noted that democrats are also pissed off about this, which you would think they would be for game changing reduction in reliance on China for permanent magnets. But yet again, it appears commies love fellow commies more than they love the USA.
China is flipping out over Trump quietly destroying China's 90% control of global permanent magnet production. It is quite the sight to see. Keep going. Decoupling is occurring and its starting within the diversified metals and mining sub-industry.