Casey

C.A. Allan. Author.

[Casey @CitizensOfOh]

Sometimes when my phone is taking a long time to load something, I shake it gently. It's never worked.

[Casey @CitizensOfOh]

Two wolves live inside me and neither of them know what they want for dinner.

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@MikeMiss25 He was running to get his son a ball on his birthday, you insufferable douchebag. This is why everyone hates you.

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@crimsonelectra ADHD

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Fairly sure that 90% of X is people copy pasting AI drivel in the hopes they can monetize their social media. It's so obvious and such soulless garbage. Yet you still see these posts with 10k+ responses. It's insane to me.

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@LadyBirdGang412 @PHLDawgs @MicahhParsons11 We don't? Who tf is we

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Which one of these robots would you choose to destroy you during the robot apocalypse? I'm going with Boston Dynamics. 🥰

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@ianimal69 It's terrible. This is my life.

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Sometimes I wonder when the last time someone legitimately shouted "Seize him!" in anger was.

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@HumanistReport @AnaKasparian Thank God another white guy has an opinion.

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@AOC for the love of God, talk about what's going on in East Palestine Ohio. The shirking of safety regulations needs to be investigated. A part of America is no longer inhabitable and not one of you is talking about it.

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@19problemz Speak facts. Your team couldn't protect your quarterbacks.

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@lydiamissmoffat @Webwight @jacasiegel Lost mine on 11/11. I hate this year.

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@BKinz6363 @SNFonNBC How'd this tweet hold up

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@crimsonelectra This twitch stream has really changed over the years.

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@crimsonelectra Sextpanther. 70% of the time, it works every time. Brb sending you my organic chem homework.

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I fucking hate this. Fuck cancer. What an awful horrible thing.

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I don't who @StoneJamison is, but man, what an incredible douchebag. Lol, who says "hear me" in conversation?

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@BryceInHisVeins @Phillies It shittin' season

[Casey @CitizensOfOh]

I imagine myself as a crystal, with each facet showing a different version of me. But it's all the same light.