Scores the winner at Old Trafford with 10 men then says "I took it personally that they thought I was offside because I'm never usually offside."
Haaland is a different breed of mad man tbh.
Ten men for over an hour and United still couldn't find a way through.
Haaland scores, VAR checks it, goal stands and now it's a robbery.
This fixture has never belonged to them and they still haven't figured that out.
Haaland has 8 goals and 3 assists in 7 appearances against Manchester United including a hat trick in the derby debut at the Etihad.
United fans pulling up Lisandro Martinez stats today like Old Trafford suddenly belongs to them.
Chelsea finished 10th last season, missed European football entirely and have now spent ยฃ465M on a new manager and 10 new players.
I hope their fans are not planning to switch to Manchester City by December.
Mikel Arteta says he deliberately sabotaged Arsenal's match preparations during pre-season to prepare them for the campaign. He caused travel delays, turned up the temperature in the dressing room, removed massage tables, delayed meals etc.