Chris Cohagen

I had Florida State -8.5 vs. Virginia Tech on March 5th, 2019.

[Chris Cohagen @CJayEn21]

@elonmusk ChatGPT thinks Jeffrey Epstein would be a better baby sitter than Charlie Kirk

[Chris Cohagen @CJayEn21]

@Tshoudy95 @anthonytbroome Seriously though, has anyone thought about just an open punt competition on the team. I’d have to think someone like McCulley, Metcalf, or one of the other all-around athletes could punt the ball better than Hollenbeck

[Chris Cohagen @CJayEn21]

@BreidenFehoko Pro Bowl QB Tyler Huntley 😤😤😤

[Chris Cohagen @CJayEn21]

@YahooSports @RossDellenger

[Chris Cohagen @CJayEn21]

Damn…why didn’t he run from it

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Fauja Singh, world's 'oldest' marathon runner, dies at 114 in hit-and-run crash https://t.co/aL7yO8yFpP

[Chris Cohagen @CJayEn21]

@TheTennisLetter Does Alcaraz get a statue too since they have the same amount of Wimbledon titles? And before some idiot on here pleads the big 3 argument, just want to point out that Murray only played Djok in 2013..he didn’t have to play Nadal or Fed in either tournament he won

[Chris Cohagen @CJayEn21]

Unbelievable match and comeback. Easily one of the best matches of all time

[Roland-Garros @rolandgarros]

CARLOS ALCARAZ DID THE IMPOSSIBLE 🤯🏆

#RolandGarros

[Chris Cohagen @CJayEn21]

@GUnit_81 Any change in your line with the Tigers pitching change? (Guenther as opposed to Montero)

[Chris Cohagen @CJayEn21]

The gender reveal party is going to look like the DMX performance at Woodstock

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Bonnie Blue, known for sleeping with 1,057 men in under 24 hours is reportedly pregnant

[Chris Cohagen @CJayEn21]

I’ve literally seen Matt Walsh bitch every single year about the halftime show for the last 3 years. K Dot just won 5 Grammy’s and is the 9th most listened to artist in the world (on Spotify). Just go listen to something else instead of bitching about it bro

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Bizarre decision by the NFL to have some guy come out and lethargically mumble a bunch of songs that 90 percent of the NFL audience has never heard

[Chris Cohagen @CJayEn21]

WHAT. A. DAWG.

[TheWolverine.com @TheWolverineOn3]

Mike Sainristil with his second interception of the game

#ProBlue

[Chris Cohagen @CJayEn21]

Mel Tucker 2.0

[Sam Richmond @samrichmondBR]

this is such an insane answer i literally don’t even know where to start

like this guy is clueless

[Chris Cohagen @CJayEn21]

Tennessee has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Ohio state Rep. Josh Williams, introduced the O.H.I.O. Sportsmanship Act Tuesday...

The act would make it a felony offense to plant a flag in the center of Ohio Stadium💀

https://t.co/1CQUTQ4zFo

[Chris Cohagen @CJayEn21]

It’s always great to beat OSU but to finish 7-5 (pending bowl) with four future 1st round picks still makes this season a failure. Kirk Campbell has got to go, Wink (who I was super critical of early in the year) might have bought himself another year

[- 𝑨𝑫 - @A_M_D_16]

Anyone else just not give a single fuck that we went 7-5 this year anymore???

[Chris Cohagen @CJayEn21]

Congrats to Sawyer on his biggest accomplishment against Michigan

[Adam King @AdamKing10TV]

Michigan tried to plant the flag again at midfield, Jack Sawyer ripped it off and threw it.

[Scott Bell @sbell021]

Michigan may be without Will Johnson and Colston Loveland. But it still has Ryan Day.

[Chris Cohagen @CJayEn21]

@WolverineCorner Take Makari Paige and Zeke Berry too

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

“Stop crying, it’s just a song”

The song:

[Chris Cohagen @CJayEn21]

I’ve only listened to 2 songs today, Plutoski by Future and We Belong Together by Mariah Carey. Psychologists will have a field day with my brain when I’m 6 feet under

[Chris Cohagen @CJayEn21]

@umichwolverine1 @AceOfThe313 @isaiahhole @BleedMichigan @AlexORJ1 If only Jesus cared about giving him some touch and accuracy 💔