Christian Bayens

UNA and Georgia Tech Alum | Madison, Wisconsin | Business Intelligence Consultant | he/him

[Brent Black @brentalfloss]

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

[Christian Bayens @CJBayens]

@LaterBerry I feel seen with this one

[Christian Bayens @CJBayens]

Been watching Evangelion for the first time and hoo boy do I identify with Shinji when it comes to being stressed out at work

[Christian Bayens @CJBayens]

I love how much of an undercover cozy game ESO is. Like yes I'm out killing monsters but it's because they're in the same place where I'm trying to find one specific flower

[Chris? @PrblyNotChris]

bro spent every penny he earned from The Last Of Us

[Christian Bayens @CJBayens]

@BCycle expanding into Fitchburg in the most "we technically have two stations in Fitchburg" way possible.

[christopher @chillcuteboy]

Girls soft launching boyfriends on their Instagram stories

[Christian Bayens @CJBayens]

The lyric "she hit the floor/next thing you know" in Low tells me that Flo Rida is secretly Australian

[Christian Bayens @CJBayens]

Now that they're making good video game tv adaptations I think it's time to see Danny DeVito as Sans

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Wow, I can’t believe Biden started the State of the Union like this. Powerful stuff

[Christian Bayens @CJBayens]

🚨BREAKING🚨 According to officials, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide was never actually declassified. The FBI raided Ned's home early this morning

[James Fritz @fritzisdead]

HBO took understanding that people get a little sad on Sunday nights and built that into an empire.

[bek @hot_stotam]

yes this episode of the last of us was amazing and one of the best episodes of tv ive seen but no one is talking about how nick offerman has mastered the “man who is uncomfortable” stance

[Christian Bayens @CJBayens]

I am Christian. Lord of the rings. Bringer of the day. Fear me for I think I can get it.

[Christian Bayens @CJBayens]

What they don't tell you is even if you pay off your student loans and buy a house one day that house will need a new roof

[Christian Bayens @CJBayens]

The secret about every tech bro is that this is what they want to do when they grow up

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

Concrete repair work. Love watching someone who has mastered his trade. Nicely done. 👍🏼 Video credit: 🎥 garciaconcretellc

[Xan @XanwiseGamgee]

Hey you, little boy. Is me, Vini Pooh. Come, I take you to forest of hundred acres. We laugh at ravings of sad donkey. He hate life, but he hate us more, so he does not take coward's way out. Come, come, we mock him now. Is tradition.