CJ Bumpus

why do I even have a twitter anymore?

[Frankie Borrelli @FrankieBorrelli]

Scottie Scheffler didn’t even think I knew who he was a year ago and now he’s dominating the Masters. Running away with it. Tiger is 4 off the lead going into the weekend if Scottie didn’t exist.

[Frankie Borrelli @FrankieBorrelli]

🐅🚨🚨🚨🚨 “AS OF RIGHT NOW IM GONNA PLAY” 🚨🚨🚨🚨🐅

[CJ Bumpus @CJbumpus]

Starbucks chocolate chip cookies are gonna make me fat....

[CJ Bumpus @CJbumpus]

I’ve been in DC for almost a month now, I’ve officially ran out of things to do and shit to watch. This is so fucking booring.

[CJ Bumpus @CJbumpus]

Why does it have to be raining out right now... I just want to walk to McDonald’s for some nuggets😢

[CJ Bumpus @CJbumpus]

I bought an Apple Watch today just for the sole purpose of the walkie talkie app.... I’m a fucking 25 year old child.

[CJ Bumpus @CJbumpus]

Just tryna buy some chicken nuggets rn....

[CJ Bumpus @CJbumpus]

Why do I fuck up everything good I have in life?

[CJ Bumpus @CJbumpus]

Idk how many times I have to say this, but I need another fucking deployment right now.

[CJ Bumpus @CJbumpus]

I need to go on another deployment already😔

[CJ Bumpus @CJbumpus]

One of the plus sides to going out to eat with your girlfriend is that you always have lunch the next day because women never finish their meals.

[CJ Bumpus @CJbumpus]

Just a simple PSA, can you guys not clean your windshields when there is a motorcycle behind you? I’m not a big fan of having windshield washer fluid all over my face.

[CJ Bumpus @CJbumpus]

*yeah I’m not gonna buy any more toys* I said that the other day... today I inquired about information on a new boat..... fuck

[CJ Bumpus @CJbumpus]

Been with my department for 2 years now... fuck these next 18 need to fly by I wanna be retired.

[CJ Bumpus @CJbumpus]

Just wanna be sitting by the river, with no service enjoying everything about this beautiful country and not having a care for anything in the world.

[CJ Bumpus @CJbumpus]

Ariana doesn’t have a TV in her room that’s actually hooked up to anything and I’m fucking loosing my mind with my ears ringing right now. Fuckkkkk

[CJ Bumpus @CJbumpus]

My iPad goes off when I get a text, so Ariana just asked “ why do you have a bigger version of your phone right there” when it lit up..... 🤔

[CJ Bumpus @CJbumpus]

My mom wants pepper spray so when she goes on her walks and stuff ( just carry a gun it hurts more) and I’m trying to convince her that the only way I’ll get her some is if I can spray her....

[CJ Bumpus @CJbumpus]

Blew past a statie doing 110 today on the bike..... whoops

[CJ Bumpus @CJbumpus]

Nothing better than the paychecks being big enough to pay all your bills, put a lot extra in the savings and have left overs.