Chris Caudwell

Born, not manufactured #EFC

[Chris Caudwell @CJCaudwell]

This is reminding a lot of the year I got home from work to Jim White saying "Everton fans I finally have some good news for you, Everton have signed Enner Valencia"

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Feel for the England fans that don't support Everton, haven't developed a numbness to it

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I've got a horrible feeling that this is an "Everton that" moment waiting to happen

[Prime Video Sport UK @primevideosport]

No team has scored 6+ goals in a Premier League game this season 😳

This hasn't happened in England's top-flight since 1888 🤯⏮️

[Chris Caudwell @CJCaudwell]

So we've had red cards for hair pulling and slapping our own players this season, outstanding

[Chris Caudwell @CJCaudwell]

"Thiago hasn't scored since November" Everton that
"Brentford haven't scored from a corner this season" Everton that

[Chris Caudwell @CJCaudwell]

Don't think I've ever been happier for a player to get a goal, fucking get in Barry! UTFT

[Chris Caudwell @CJCaudwell]

"Hey Dad I'll tickets for the Newcastle game for your birthday" fucking shit idea

[Chris Caudwell @CJCaudwell]

Feel like there hasn't been enough hype for that fingertip save from the Zirkzee header, Pickford was incredible tonight

[Everton @Everton]

"That is MAJESTIC from Kieran Dewsbury-Hall!" 🙌

#MUNEVE highlights are now live! ⬇️

[Sunderland AFC News And Banter Page @sunderlandafc11]

Some sad news from Aaron Bradley

Hi, I hate to message you.

Our darling daughter Anna rode passed away sadly on Wednesday surrounded by all us loved ones, could you maybe put a post out there to try and get an applaud for her on the 9th minute for the Everton game to try and commemorate her as I think she would absolutely love that.

Us as a family are devastated, and she was absolutely Sunderland mad, as you know, season ticket holder, away days. Went to Wembley, it would be lovely for her. ♥️����

https://t.co/1KNbhh3rpZ

[Chris Caudwell @CJCaudwell]

Struggling to get my head around this. Our passing and pressure is miles better than it was, but we're still fucking shite

[Chris Caudwell @CJCaudwell]

If he's not looking at the ball, it's a penalty

[Chris Caudwell @CJCaudwell]

Peak Premier League, Everton player stood too close to the keeper - no goal
Tottenham player shoves the keeper away - amazing play

[Chris Caudwell @CJCaudwell]

The second they put that stat up I knew what was happening

[Chris Caudwell @CJCaudwell]

Haven't deserved a thing here, every time we've had a look in it's either too many touches, shit first touch or a misplaced pass

[Chris Caudwell @CJCaudwell]

This match is crying out for Dibling... Probably

[Chris Caudwell @CJCaudwell]

@SkyBet odds on Harrison to assist DCL and DCL to assist Harrison on Monday?

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Leeds United reach agreement in principle to sign Dominic Calvert-Lewin. 28yo striker free agent after Everton contract expired. England international scheduled at Thorp Arch imminently to do medical before completing #LUFC transfer @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/gWqRGOEYUW

[TopBalc4 @TopBalc4]

Any young lads after work, who hold an in date CSCS card drop me a message. Immediate start in Manchester.

Driving license will be a bonus.

[Chris Caudwell @CJCaudwell]

Fucking hell that poor family, hopefully they have friends and family that can rally around them to help through such a awful time

[Oli London @OliLondonTV]

This was Liverpool footballer Diogo Jota just 11 days ago with his wife and their children on their wedding day.

Today, he died in a car crash.

He was just 28.

[Chris Caudwell @CJCaudwell]

@fesshole I like how this fess has been a joke going around for a good few years now