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@FM_Assist Anyone else got the problem that you can't see current season stats on the player screen? Just tells me info not available ......

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@FootballManager - request refund

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@FootballManager I refunded the laptop version, as it was a hot mess. Hoped that the iPad version would be simpler and more complete. It's an absolute shambles, non of the writing seems to fit in the boxes and links don't work.
How can you release something looking like this?

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Of monsters and men. Vvip?????? # LC?

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Fresh tracks in the snow this morning and on the beach tonight at Sandance! Only in #Dubai!! Killers? VVIP? Go on then #LC #Sandance

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@Sammyjanexxxx imagine what I could do if I had an hour. Be careful.

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@Sammyjanexxxx I guess even a broken watch is right twice a day ! #oldschoolputdown

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@Sammyjanexxxx I googled it on the metro and have been waiting for this notification. You were right. Congrats! #DrBasra #sparerib

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Making a presentation to 50 people, half way there, running late and realised I'd forgotten my laptop and the presentation #winning

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#Backstreetboy #12yearold #lesbian #boyzone - All things I've been called since the hair cut #shaveitalloff

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Obvs Im a massive fan of earning extra cash & working at home, so sent out an email to everyone about it...or I have been hacked #whoknows

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Been listening to @lennykravitz all day/working and just realised he is awesome!!! Great day! Thanks Mr Kravitz #iwanttogetaway

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Ha, dude just fell over on the metro. Brightened my day right up. #metromug

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Finally doing some catch up! #dexter #breakingbad #newsroom tonight is awesome!

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10 pints, no sleep, lost my visa, passport and keys. Time to go ski instructing...... #oops

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The most dubai thing I've ever heard - top of the up escalator and stairs @Sammyjanexxxx 'how do we get down now?' #nobodytakesthestairs

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@Sammyjanexxxx hahaaha big chaps them blue whales! Google how big their junk is...... #watchwhereyouswim

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Have decided. I would wish thigh cramp on my worst enemy. (Dubai taxi driver - Muhammad). #morepainfullthanchildbirth

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Thigh cramp.....I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. I'm terrified to move now incase it goes again!

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Said to a girl 'I'm going to take you down slowly and hold your TIPS'. She misunderstood the last word and it was awkward. #sexualinuendo