C.J. Ellisson

USA Today & NYT Bestselling author & FB guru. My fantasy series features creatures that go bump in the night. My erotica is just people going bump ;-)

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Sarah runs a terrific Pampered Chef party! She knows how to engage with attendees, get people excited about the products, and she’s a super sweet person.

I highly recommend her for your next event!

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Here’s the 9 out of 10 strength/safety rated lock we spent over a $100 on for Addison’s bike. We bought the best model REI carried.

Don’t believe the hype. It can be removed and the bike can walk... https://t.co/bQPGmKIt2g

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Just got a text from our college kid that her bike was stolen while she was home on break.

Excuse me, you left a $1k mountain bike locked up outside in the winter— for over a month— instead of toting it to your... https://t.co/51lyH7S6sK

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Three college students are preparing us dinner tonight. So far, it smells pretty good. What are you having tonight?

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So my dad was adamant about not being alone this weekend. Stating his Parkinson’s was worse. And since he was discharged from the hospital on Friday, his only recourse on short notice was to come to our house.

He... https://t.co/2kgjWVgWXr

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Six years ago we adopted this fence-climbing bread-stealing troublemaker. While she’s given us grief with her crazy antics, she’s also brought us unconditional love, lots of laughs, and plenty of... https://t.co/4VH0oGsyyn

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It’s been a rough week, despite the joys of having a full house during the holiday season.

My mom was admitted to the hospital last weekend for internal bleeding, intestinal blockage, and anemia. She may be... https://t.co/IND8K6SIme

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Wishing you all a Happy New Year! And who doesn’t love baby Yoda? https://t.co/rLuYXHybIX

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Yesterday, the kids and I went through old jewelry boxes from both Pete’s mom and mine. This was our most interesting and unexpected find in my mom’s: a silver spoon from DAR. As in Daughters of the American... https://t.co/CLmx7dshWN

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We’re starting our holiday celebrating today—and Pete knows the best way!

How do you kick off the holiday season?

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Ah... good times! https://t.co/aSv2X4kMIz

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After 12 and our college kid is still in bed...

Figured she must need it so we’re leaving her be. Hopefully she’s not fighting a cold.

Who else has young adults newly home for winter break sleeping like they’re overcoming sleep deprivation?

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Best way to start my day: watching Pete attempt to drink an ounce of apple cider vinegar mixed with 12 ounces of water.

The gag reflex hit so bad, it came out his nose and snot started running down his face. I’m... https://t.co/iSBoW2SKV5

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Last chance to buy your tickets before tomorrow morning’s performance! Frosty, Rudolph, the Grinch, and even the joyous Elf on a Shelf will be there, leading sing-alongs and even a parade. Must see for little ones this holiday season! https://t.co/qyWL3PlGYR

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For my Republican friends who still support Trump:

Bob Alvarez:
“Dear Republicans:
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You didn’t object when you heard Donald Trump say he likes to grab women “by the pussy.”
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You didn’t object when he kicked the... https://t.co/SJoqzlwwey

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Tickets still available! Perfect holiday gift for families with young children. Get into the spirit of the season with favorite holiday characters and AMAZING music! https://t.co/kvWpQcfPEO

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Happy tears! ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/BqI8X2j9U8

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Shout out to anyone local who has attended TubaChristmas at the Kennedy Center:

What is a good time to arrive to get a seat for the free event?

We know the show starts at 6pm, but have no idea if there’s a long... https://t.co/y2rW6UgxPJ

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I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in quite a while! Watch it twice in a row, it’s funnier the second time. https://t.co/biHYXe8nCA

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Let music get you in the holiday spirit! PFHS's Tiny Tots holiday concert will delight and entertain even the Grinchiest! Join us for a sing-along with your favorite holiday characters, a... https://t.co/gtAeEcKxec