Connor Ivens

I’m here for the tweets about things.

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

I'm not gonna waste millions of dollars on a commercial

[Connor Ivens @CJIvens]

@dont_joshme @spittinchiclets Buddy, I’m not even catching that pass. Tie pick right to goaltender interference.

[Connor Ivens @CJIvens]

@dont_joshme @KevinWeekes @NHL @VaughnHockey @GoldenKnights @espn @NHLNetwork @TSNHockey @DKSportsbook Sheeesh👀

[Ferris State Hockey @FerrisHockey]

Time now for the Call of the Game! Harrison Watt, take it away, with Nick Nardecchia's playoff overtime game-winning goal!

[Connor Ivens @CJIvens]

It was an absolute treat to watch @VranaJakub play last night, while he is in Grand Rapids. I’ve been a big fan since his early days with the Caps, and I know he’ll be back in Detroit lighting it up soon.

[Connor Ivens @CJIvens]

The amount of hours, days, weeks saved by this, is incredible.

[John Hammond @_JohnHammond]

Thank you robot overlords

[Connor Ivens @CJIvens]

@MikeGrinnell_ This is much better than the Brown Biznasty pilot.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

today. i wasn’t a very good dog

april fools. i was so good

[Connor Ivens @CJIvens]

@DetroitRedWings LGRW!

[Connor Ivens @CJIvens]

Hard Seider slap shot from the point!
#LGRW #imwithken

[Connor Ivens @CJIvens]

It’s official. @Heather_Lee20 agrees #DieHard is a #ChristmasMovie.

[Phurtim @phurtim]

Team CANB0$$ coming through strong! @Adam_Logue @cjivens @jkoryciak13 @GrrCON

[Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy]

Me looking at myself on facetime while the other person is talking…

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the FDA. has also fully approved. giving my forehead. a little smooch

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

live look at Ron S̶w̶a̶n̶s̶o̶n̶ Francis picking your fave players rn

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

retweet if you
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can’t wait for tomorrow

[Connor Ivens @CJIvens]

@WattInTarnation ��Dad?

[Connor Ivens @CJIvens]

@dont_joshme @CapFriendly I think 8 sheets

[Connor Ivens @CJIvens]

@dtuuri Looks like we’ll have to have another reception!

[Connor Ivens @CJIvens]

Hello Sharks, Just imagine. An ice cream truck. But with donuts, and it comes during your morning meetings. It can also serve mimosas, if you’ve been good this year. Or if it’s a Monday, or just if it’s before 2pm.