Cory Jorgensen

Skeptic of all things and hater of statistics. I will mess with you if I get bored.

[Cory Jorgensen @CJorgs_]

@TheCullingGame downloaded the game last week on xbox. Got to lvl 3 had some clothing items and what not. Now its reset back to lvl 1 and my items are gone. Whatcha going to do to fix that?

[Cory Jorgensen @CJorgs_]

@CashShow_Trivia I see the us version only has a 2 episodes a day. I blame ralph

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@CashShow_Trivia get rid of ralph!!!

[Cory Jorgensen @CJorgs_]

@CashShow_Rafael I'm really shocked you keep doing this show with all the hate you get. Kudos to you for ignoring the millions that hate you!

[Cory Jorgensen @CJorgs_]

@CashShow_Rafael I'm using other apps now just in spite of your dumbass

[Cory Jorgensen @CJorgs_]

@CashShow_Rafael you ruin the show and everyone agrees

[Cory Jorgensen @CJorgs_]

@CashShow_Rafael I managed to log into this account I haven't used in forever just so I could say, go fuck yourself

[Cory Jorgensen @CJorgs_]

I'm about to sell my #XboxOne because of this bullshit, @Microsoft @XboxSupport suck a dick. I'll just buy a @PlayStation and MEA for that.

[Cory Jorgensen @CJorgs_]

@masseffect still cant play, cant get passed the initial loading screen....

[Cory Jorgensen @CJorgs_]

@bioware hellppppp meeeee I paid too much for this to not be able to play

[Cory Jorgensen @CJorgs_]

@masseffect I'm about to destroy this xbox if I cant play soon

[Cory Jorgensen @CJorgs_]

@masseffect glad I preordered the Super Deluxe edition, SIKE! Ive been trying to get past the first loading screen for an hour and a half!!!

[Chatbooks @chatbooks]

We asked 150 kids to tell us why their mom matters...here are their answers. #MomMatters
https://t.co/IXlY3ZcDgY

[Cory Jorgensen @CJorgs_]

#blt #foodie #foodporn #food #bacon

[Cory Jorgensen @CJorgs_]

Earlier I saw a bobby pin on the ground and immediately thought "oh look a lockpick". I need help. #Fallout4 #addiction @Fallout

[Cory Jorgensen @CJorgs_]

@tecate Please make this in 12 packs and normal size cans please guys! This is heaven! #amazing #beer #beerporn

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Killing the game on Tinder

[Cory Jorgensen @CJorgs_]

http://t.co/szRg9h2BEU.Ever. Thanks @NakedWines for another quick delivery. Well over a year and not one problem!!!

[Pig Facts @FactsAboutPigs]

Just because pigs can't fly doesn't mean they're not fly.