Carter Rees, PhD

Head of Machine Learning @EntrataSoftware, father of 4 master of none. Can cook minute rice in 57 seconds. #machinelearning #datascience

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@ChantalFahmy I had 3 students complain that I didn’t assign enough homework as part if their grades. You can’t win. It’s all fodder for growth.

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@EvanKirstel #sandpeople #starwars

https://t.co/wT6O4ktg74

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@callie_h_burt @Office 🎼Technologically chaaallenged!🎶

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@callie_h_burt @Office New record by 20 minutes! New year, new you!

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@callie_h_burt I’m sorry to see this @callie_h_burt 🙃

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@Post15East @yalcseer I hear that Rees kid takes after his Uncle Carter.

[Carter Rees, PhD @CJPHD]

@KellyMSocia @DrBWillingham You will say groin a lot in your 40’s. My groin, the groin, pulled groin.

[Carter Rees, PhD @CJPHD]

@pattonoswalt @becbenit My dream has always been to tell some to suck saw and have it make sense. Alas, this is the closest I’ll ever get without being put in prison.

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@EvanKirstel @BrianRoemmele @bretkinsella Horse pulls up to a #McD’s drive thru and the attendant says “Why the long face”?

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@KellyMSocia Fair. Totally fair.

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@KellyMSocia I thought you were referred to cutting out a citation to one of my papers. I see what you mean now.

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@KellyMSocia I went down a path of publishing everything that was important to me from my main dissertation topic. My next move was machine learning which took me out of academia. Now, I keep seeing things I do in the tech world that would benefit academia and think about publishing again.

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@callie_h_burt I really feel like I could take this line of thought down a rabbit hole.

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Not sure what all the fuss is about in #Florida. Viruses don’t happen there so the cyberattack on the #oil pipeline is just fake news.

[Carter Rees, PhD @CJPHD]

@kepadil1 If I had that ability, I’d enter the classes I taught doing that every time. Every. Time. Always.

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@KellyMSocia Sure blame Blackboard for your aging eyes. What’s next, blaming Toro for your white socks and sandals ensemble while mowing the lawn? #oldguy

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@RobertApel @wakefield_sara The pressures to perform in command is real. All in due time.

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@wakefield_sara Please tell me that you trained @RobertApel to give you a high five on command.