CJ Ryce

[Tukang Mobil Mobilan @MasMasBiassaa]

Toyota had just recreated iconic scene from Cars movie

[໊ @user0000O0]

just opened the weather app

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Quand j’étais petite, je pensais que c’est comme ça qu’on testait le maquillage sur les animaux

[Softboy @softcreateee]

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country

[tara ♡ @iamtaranicolee]

I want all my bills paid for Christmas. You hear me Santa with your fat ass

[Loky @lokymann]

“You coming out with us?”

Me: i’ll let y’all k(NO)w

[Tre @ChanningTretum]

They don’t know that I’d die for them #LoveOnTheSpectrum

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

when you realize you took an edible before doing something serious

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

me protecting my feelings in 2025

[mau @rllydu]

things im on:
-my bullshit
-that good kush and alcohol
-sum other shit
-the spectrum

[jay @djamesse_]

jigsaw: in front of you are two bell peppers. one cures you from the poison running through your body and one turns you into a gorilla. choose wisel-

me:

[Lawrie Bird @LawrieBird]

rin the rurb, re all ram

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[meghan @deloisivete]

I did not realize how much of my adult life would be spent thinking about protein

[Seaux Leaux 🕺🏿 @PHaithfulGem]

me declining calls:

[spicebae @spicebae_]

this how i imagine Michelle and Barack listening to Glo and Meg 😭

[Cederick @cederickmc]

“this is byurrtifoll”

[satyronmars.bsky.social @SatyrOnMars]

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