Carlos Salgado

A patient wolf keeping my eyes on the prize #ChallengeAccepted

[Carlos Salgado @CJSalgado_]

@WaltDisneyCo Bring back feel good shows like Extreme Makeover Home Edition. We need more shows of people helping people.

[Carlos Salgado @CJSalgado_]

Thanks @GEICO for the COVID discount. Well played on increasing my premium for no apparent reason so I basically got no savings. #coviddiscount #wellplayed #scheme #scam

[Carlos Salgado @CJSalgado_]

#coronavirus #covid #covid19 #CoronavirusOutbreak

[Carlos Salgado @CJSalgado_]

No hindsight cuz everything is #2020 this year

[Doug @DougisRaw]

People think I'm kidding...

[Doug @DougisRaw]

🚨 THIS IS IT🚨

For all the CRAZY support on Twitch with 10k subs, I bring to you a WILD giveaway

🔥Multiple ways to enter🔥

You just HAVE to be a subscriber on Twitch to unlock the other entries into the Giveaway

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[Carlos Salgado @CJSalgado_]

Worth a shot!

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I will give $1,000/mo for the next 12 months FREE to someone who retweets this and follows me by July 4th 😃 Let's show why money is the answer & why this is the campaign for people. No purchase necessary. US citizens only. https://t.co/ie7DMHJ86X

[Carlos Salgado @CJSalgado_]

@netflix cancelling “Santa Clarita Diet” shows everyone there is severely lacking mental faculties

[Carlos Salgado @CJSalgado_]

Pretty sure Southern California has forgotten how to Southern California #rain

[Carlos Salgado @CJSalgado_]

This is my beloved son, with whom I am well pleased. https://t.co/6R5dhPHXCF

[Carlos Salgado @CJSalgado_]

Chillin’ watching some Thomas the Tank Engine #heartbreakkid https://t.co/u3zKS2Yxc1

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Jax wanted Mickey in the photo 😂 @ Anaheim Hills https://t.co/tVNRRw1yBe

[Carlos Salgado @CJSalgado_]

I did a thing @ Toyota of Orange https://t.co/FSxlh7b3mk

[Carlos Salgado @CJSalgado_]

God’s greatest blessing in my life. My son Jackson #blessed #daddy #daddylovesyou #justthetwoofus https://t.co/g9gcqD6sHB

[Carlos Salgado @CJSalgado_]

Some people just want to watch the world burn. #whodoesthis #why… https://t.co/ave2ME689A

[Carlos Salgado @CJSalgado_]

When your clients shout you out on their snap 💁🏻‍♂️ Congrats… https://t.co/paEY8dI2qA

[Carlos Salgado @CJSalgado_]

You mix your fingers and I count them #thingsvahesays #kebabsay

[Carlos Salgado @CJSalgado_]

It doesn’t matter where you’re going it’s where you’re coming from...and where you end up #shitvahesays #thingsvahesays

[Carlos Salgado @CJSalgado_]

Thinking of selling this to UPS: "Once you go brown, you turn that frown upside down." #ups #shenanigansonthepoint #buried

[Carlos Salgado @CJSalgado_]

Ferrari 458 stop being so sexy time #ferrari #458 #italia #stahp #somuchwant http://t.co/b6Y9o8qA8l