Men really be telling on themselves for free 😭
We’re literally giving away FREE flowers at my job. Like… no catch. No purchase. Just “hey, take these home to your wife or girlfriend.”
And almost every man who walked in was like: “Nah, she’s good.”
SHE’S GOOD?? 😭 Sir it costs you absolutely nothing to bring home a tiny gesture and make someone smile for 5 minutes.
The flowers were FREE. The romance was FREE. The brownie points were FREE.
At this point I fully support my own decision to stay single because what do you mean the bar is underground and men still bringing shovels.
Beware of the “anti-limers.”
People who say
“Yuh wasting time.”
“Stop liming.”
“Hustle more”
Sounds productive… until you realize:
We weren’t made to just work.
We were made to celebrate.
No one remembers the extra hours they work but they always remember a good lime.