ChrisKott

Garbage at its finest

[halica 🐾 🔜 Touhoufest @DISSOLVED__GIRL]

guy who reaaaaally wants another pandemic and lockdown because it means that he'll be able to jerk off for 6 hours a day and finally properly binge his entire media backlog. Oh wait that's a lot of you

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS OPEN•フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

i asked god the meaning of life and she said jerking off a lot and playin video games

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

You smoke at parties I get high to fold my laundry we are not the same

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

one day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright.

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to work

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

ngl it’s kinda manipulative how our angry side is always called our “true colours” like being happy n kind suddenly makes us fake.

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

Anxiety Wolf

[arkansas sydney sweeney @HeismanHoney]

hate being employed with unemployed tendencies.

[Accursed Farms @accursedfarms]

Today's the #StopKillingGames promotion day planned by the volunteers! I encourage people to make a post with that hashtag. I'm just following orders though, it's safe to label me as a boomer in regards to social media.

[SNNC @BronzeSaintClem]

She’s right!

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

I got banned from the dog park because my dog wouldn’t stop absorbing the life essence from the other dogs and leaving their emptied husks lying around

[VirginiaBenttley🍉 @ChanelBenttley]

Just learned these 2 r voiced by the same person omfg…

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

Does anyone else check their email and get really scared

[Larian Studios @larianstudios]

gale has got a gun

[alfie @alfienxo]

did it hurt? when i told you to google it and i was right

[📎 @mikesnosense]

im not a big gossip but i love Knowing Things. so when i ask for gossip it's never sinister. it's pure curiosity and a desire for knowledge