CharlotteKirkpatrick

w!tch ass hoe
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she/her
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business manager, freelance editor, poet🍄

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

finally. a cure.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

PSA for young women dating older guys.

🔊

[Elsa Williams @williamspidge]

You should be able to take your dad to an autism assessment for Father’s Day. A bit like how you’d treat your mother to a full body massage, or an afternoon tea

[CharlotteKirkpatrick @Ckpizzle95]

@NatskuLove @s_mayta @collnsmith English schools system 🤝 Bastards

[CharlotteKirkpatrick @Ckpizzle95]

@s_mayta @collnsmith In England we are taught in the last year of primary school (aged 10-11), it’s called cycling proficiency, they take you out on the roads around your school on bikes in high vis and teach you about the Highway Code too.

[loren @reidpoem]

I hope they’re not kidding us because I’ll become their next unsub if they do fr

[Titania @TitaniasRealm]

"How do you handle stressful situations?"

Me:

[kristen apple(belle) @belle_beloved_]

literally obsessed with the junior year hamilton edits

[Domooo 🧞★ @idimeology_]

the continuation after meemaw is fighting for her life is SENDING me 😭😭😭😭

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

oh my god someone mailed me a watercolor painting of my bodega cat photo 😭😭😭

[❥ pris @totallyprentiss]

“what is your comfort tv show?”

“are you sure you want to know?”

*nods*

“Criminal minds”

“I said ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛ”

“I 𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙬” 😌

[lauren @winonaddict]

she’s so funny lmao 😭

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Oh my GOD

[Jenna @jennawexler]

ok thumbelina