Caitlin Kurnit

[Caitlin Kurnit @CKurnit]

I just realized that Ina Garten is just Hamptons Roseanne.

[Caitlin Kurnit @CKurnit]

Today in class, my undergrad classmate asked me "what's an Apple IIe?" #ohcrapimold

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Or at least Padme should have been reachable, and instructed JarJar to consult her before doing anything. #starwarsthoughts

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Why couldn't Padme just conduct her senate business via holo? That's how Jedi do it. She didn't need to go into hiding. #starwarsthoughts

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If Padme had to go to Naboo for safety, why didn't she choose a more politically experienced representative than JarJar? #starwarsthoughts

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Leia would have risked her life and the lives of her body guards for a worthy cause. She understands sacrifice. #starwarsthoughts

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Padme has been fighting against the formation of a Republic army. Why would she leave at the most crucial moment? #starwarsthoughts

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I want to write an essay entitled "100 Reasons Leia is Stronger Than Her Mother." Honestly, I'm not a fan of Padme. #starwarsthoughts

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I'm surprised Ms. Snap is willing to take selfies in her classroom. Fluorescent lighting is horrible for fair skin tones. #TeachersSeries

[Caitlin Kurnit @CKurnit]

It is so incredibly cool seeing @KatyColloton on TV! I always knew she'd end up famous. #MothersLesson #ChicagoImprov #TeachersSeries

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As a teacher myself, I fully approve of a series about incredibly appropriate teachers. #TeachersSeries

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That aunt haircut wig is amazing! #TeachersSeries

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Some days, I work out. Other days, I get things done. Those two outcomes are 100% mutually exclusive.

[Caitlin Kurnit @CKurnit]

Verdict for Attack of the Clones: Anakin and Padme's relationship is far less creepy when you get her side of it. #starwarsthoughts

[Caitlin Kurnit @CKurnit]

When I eat ice cream, I take lactaid. The lactaid is kept next to the vitamins, so I remember to take one. Ergo, ice cream is good for me.

[Caitlin Kurnit @CKurnit]

I just vacuumed during a thunderstorm. My poor dog must have thought the world was ending.

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It's the original trilogy troopers who are known for not hitting anything. What percentage of them are still clones? #starwarsthoughts

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Perhaps the accuracy gene was tied to his gene for defiance of authority. Making troopers obedient cut out accuracy. #starwarsthoughts

[Caitlin Kurnit @CKurnit]

Jango Fett was a famously good bounty hunter. They messed up when they cloned him, since stormtroopers can't hit anything. #starwarsthoughts

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The visual effect of the stars when you go to hyperdrive is called "speed-shift elongation". That makes sense. #starwarsthoughts