Courtney Weissman

I am fluent in social, digital and sarcasm. I enjoy sunshine, good food and spontaneous adventures. I Facebook, Tweet and drink beer at work.

[Courtney Weissman @CKWeissman]

Bane is officially famous. Thanks @budweiserusa!! #Pupweiser

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@dog_rates @budweiserusa Bane loves Budweiser & bow ties! #pupweiser

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Certified young person Paul Rudd wants you to wear a mask. Listen up:

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🍒🍋🍓🥭🍒🍋🍓🥭

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It’s the fucking Catalina Lime Mixer!

[green chyna @CORNYASSBITCH]

Being Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DONT GET FIRED THREAD

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@Andy we’re at Wood and Ales (14th & 7th) cheering on the @StLouisBlues and eating Imos Pizza!!!! Come hang! And also #LGB!!!!

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@awddealsnyc @airfarewatchdog Please don't! This has been so useful!

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Top result: Florida man hit pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby's paternity 😂😂

[swervin merv @ratatooile]

EVERYBODY google “florida man” followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor

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@bayneserr i know, i know. you should do more fill in the blank tweets, it's fun.

[Courtney Weissman @CKWeissman]

I think the obvious answer here is Froot Loops. Goodbye

[Complex @Complex]

🥣 Happy #NationalCerealDay! 🥣

🗣 ONE GOTTA GO.

(Froot Loops, Frosted Flakes, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Lucky Charms)

[Courtney Weissman @CKWeissman]

Honey Nut Cheerios are overrated. Kix are vastly underrated. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. Happy #NationalCerealDay

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Top Selling Cereals In The U.S.

1. Cheerios
2. Honey Nut Cheerios
3. Frosted Flakes
4. Honey Bunches Of Oats
5. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
6. Lucky Charms
7. Fruit Loops
8. Frosted Mini Wheats
9. Life
10. Fruity Pebbles

#NationalCerealDay

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@kelsmaebrown Just telling the people what ingredients are in their beer!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is April. She’s the star of the new @budweiserusa Super Bowl commercial. Wanted to introduce you to her clip clop friends before it airs. They really like carrots. 14/10 for all #partner

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#SBLIII let's gooooo

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@runDRG It’s been nearly 24 hours and I’m still SHOOK

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Ok raise your hand if you knew Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin dated 2002-2010 because I HAD NO IDEA WTF

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@joequatrochi @budlight Get in your car and drive to KC!!! This honestly looks like it'd be worth it.