Claire

Do you come here often..?

I like cats more than people.

[Claire @Clah____]

Alan Carr = Lady Macbeth #traitors

[Claire @Clah____]

@lauriipops @NickNack1998 Not all heroes wear capes! Thanks so much!

[Knishkebab @martincamp_]

"My back hurts all the time for no reason."

How I sit every day:

[Claire @Clah____]

@TrottWroteThis https://t.co/2l1LkKS6xz helps predict how much turnip prices will be... 😬😬

[Claire @Clah____]

@Se_Railway Ahh brilliant thank you

[Claire @Clah____]

@Se_Railway lost my annual paper ticket at some point in the last 12 hours, what can I do please?

[South Park @SouthPark]

I need about tree fiddy

[Claire @Clah____]

@SouthPark 🧟‍♂️🎃🧠👨‍🍳🏵👁💀

[Claire @Clah____]

@BlackadderJMH Being an alchy!

[Claire @Clah____]

Colleague innocently tells you about how she used to dance at uni and how she likes painting and baking...
"So what's 'your thing?"
"Err... I like to drink?"

[Claire @Clah____]

@BlackadderJMH Afraid so :(

[Claire @Clah____]

So I watched Shawshank Redemption and didn't cry... I have no soul.

[Claire @Clah____]

And if you're not covering your mouth when you sneeze (or cough for that matter)... ew.

[Claire @Clah____]

Just because my body size doesn't take up a whole seat doesn't mean yours should invade mine... 🤔

[Claire @Clah____]

Ain't nobody got time fo' dat.

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

Welcome To Your 30s Starter Pack

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

good morning

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

Claire

[Claire @Clah____]

"I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning!" That was a fun era. #charliesheen #7gramrocks