@BCBSMA Eating Pro-Tip: SEEDS! Fun facts about seeds: 1) A seed is an embryonic plant enclosed in a protective outer covering. 2) They are friggin' delicious. 3) End of list. On my claims trips across this great nation, I exclusively eat seeds. #seeds
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The start of the school year is the perfect time to rethink lunchtime. These tips can help you make lunch healthier and even save some money. #BacktoSchool#HealthyEating https://t.co/D8tnZGm8kk
So, after my last tweet, I headed out on my claims route and got SUPER lost. My magnetoreceptors must have been addled by all the marmalade I ate before I started. Marmalade, the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems. #magnetoreception
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If you're heading out on one final road trip of the summer, make sure you read over our checklist before you head off๐โ๏ธ
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I'm a MASSIVE fan of marmalade. I put it on everything. Seeds. Grains. Unpopped popcorn. Literally, everything. Road trips are pretty sweet too, but there's nothing better than lazily flying across the USA dropping claims on people's heads. #marmalade#enjoywithsarsparilla
Who else dreams of taking a road trip around America? Alex did just that and it sounds like it was the road trip of a life time๐๐บ๐ธ
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@ClaimsCoach Tell that to the drones. Those things are constantly harassing me. I get lost during claims delivery, at a minimum, 11 times per week as a result of drones. #pigeonofpeace#coexist#claimsy
I'm deeply disturbed by this. Drones are already the natural enemy/alpha predator for pigeons. Now they're taking our jobs? @ClaimsCoach, say it ain't so! #terrordrone#claimsy#saynotodrones
I probably should have read the premise of yesterday's "Who Let the Dogs (and Cats!) Out? " session before I showed up. I was hoping for a class on surviving the impending dog/catpocalypse. The session was about pet benefits. #catpocalypse#pigeonbunker
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@dentalinsurin Incidentally, I don't see anything on this checklist AT ALL because the page is 404ing. Now, a couple things could be happening here: 1) My AltaVista + Apple Newton combo is broken, or 2) I don't know what 404 means. At the moment, I'm vacillating between the two. #404ing#newton
I find that arming (winging?) myself with a satchel filled with my trusty abacus, a portable fax machine, and my orienteering gear, I rarely get lost on the way to delivering my claims. #carrierclaims#2legit2quit#claimsy#eobsarescary#flyingblind
@ClaimsPigeon We are lining up lots of strange birds to interview in future podcast episodes, including a discussion of avian flu risks. So, don't fly off the handle ...yet!
If you squint super hard, you can see me up in the rafters. Waaaaaay above the banners. I loved seeing the @DeltaDentalofMA team at the game after a hard day of managing claims. #claims4life#claimspigeon#claimsy
What about the underlying grains in alcohol? I don't like drinking, but I sure love corn, wheat, and barley. Oh, and rye. Are those bad for my beak? #cerealgrains#claimsy#claimspigeon#protectthebeak
Do you enjoy #alcoholic beverages? #Badnews... a new study concludes #drinking any alcohol increases the risks of #cancer and other related diseases!
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@beamdental Do your vision plans cover monocles? Recent research data suggests that they improve vision better than contacts or glasses, and one study found that they increase your classiness by up to 73%. #claimsy#monoclerevolution#lovinginsurance
Listen, I've received several DMs about my spelling of "pigeon" vs. "pidgeon" in the past couple of hours. I'm simply trying to respect the etymological history of my people (or birds, as it were). #yousaypigeonisaypidgeon#onelove#claimsy
You lay eggs in a nest, not in a basket. If you need tips on the best way to build a nest for optimal laying, or claims delivery, hit me up in the DMs. #claimsy#nestsnotbaskets
"The best advice was to not lay your eggs in 1 basket, but to lay your eggs in 1 basket, which is the oddest thing I've ever heard in my life but it actually makes a lot of sense."
Mo Bamba gets advice from Kobe Bryant, and more from this yearโs rookies.
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I'm also not a fan of cohabitation with the feline species, primarily because I'm motivated by self-preservation. What's your stance on well-trained, professional birds who deliver claims at a semi-predictable and modest speed? #claimsy#lovinginsurance#catsareliars
Happy Thursday! Do you have cats and let them sleep with you? Your cat could be effecting your health according to experts. #catlife#catcuddling#healthissues
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I didn't see anything on this checklist about carrier pigeons and claims delivery. Are you open to that as a delivery method? If so, we should talk about my new startup: PigeonNet. DM me for details. #pigeonondemand#claimsy#lovemesomeinsurance
Was it me? People tell me all the time that I don't shut up about how awesome dental insurance is. That, and I'm often asked to stop giving my opinion on migration patterns of our neighbors to the north, and my majestic cousin, the Canadian goose. #claimsy#insurancerocks#geese
I love this podcast, but it doesn't feature nearly enough avian-focused claims content. @ClaimsCoach, will we ever get any best practices or methodologies for carrier pidgeons in the industry? #claimsy#lovinginsurance