ClairBear❤

CA

[Basil 🌱 @Basil_Mage]

Crashout

[☠️ Lost 😷 || mostly on bsky 🦋 ☠️ @FallenRockstars]

Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

We got WWE in zero gravity before GTA 6

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Guy builds a plasma cannon out of 2 water jugs

[jynx @jynxbby]

“fatherless behavior”

no i got one, i just act like him

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

AriZona Iced Tea is still 99 cents

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

men who still kiss your hand and forehead are literal angels

[UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance @FalconryFinance]

I'm putting together a team

[Genesis @heybabygen]

So McDonald’s employees can spot the United healthcare CEO murderer but can’t spot the fries missing from my fucking bag?!?!!??

[🕸️ @recreatings]

“omg did you see what just happened at Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul’s fight”

Netflix:

[Handleit Grips @handleitgrips]

If Goofy was in the military

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[Mason🛸 @ItsMaybeMason]

Big day for people in their 20s who grew up with unrestricted internet access

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

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