New Year, New Vape Juice

Pay attention to me while I'm ignoring you. she/her

[New Year, New Vape Juice @claire2themax]

It’s about DRIVE.
It’s about POWER.
It’s about CRYING IN THE SHOWER.

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@FerpectOval Wife checking in

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@coll2mitts It was never a phase, mom

[Roburrito @FerpectOval]

The USA solved the trolley problem by defunding rail transport, and then shooting everyone tied to the tracks.

[New Year, New Vape Juice @claire2themax]

@FerpectOval @amysw_sec Ladies (and gentlemen and non-binaries and any other identity) find yourself a loving gentle man who gets blown away by basic human compassion, you won’t regret it.

[New Year, New Vape Juice @claire2themax]

“Paw print tattoos have the same energy as an adult Tweety Bird T-Shirt” - @FerpectOval

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

Genuinely baffling that someone could only know him from these two things

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Mewing with @mrsmalfoy333

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@FerpectOval and I just got out of state baseball game tickets because there’s a @carlyraejepsen concert after the baseball game.

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Out of context chaos with Claire and @FerpectOval

[Relatable Rolls Podcast @RelatableRolls]

We’ve talked a lot about solo journaling games on the show, and this is by far our favorite. Highly recommend checking out Anamnesis by @BlinkingBirch. One of @claire2themax ‘s rare 10/10 games.

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Usher on roller skates and a Ludacris cameo. Couldn’t have asked for more with this halftime show.

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Whenever there’s a new slang or pop culture thing, I test it out as a pet name just to see how @FerpectOval reacts.

He’s currently mad at me, so “my little Skibidi Toilet” is firmly in the “no” column.

[New Year, New Vape Juice @claire2themax]

Pussy so fat he became a beekeeper.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners toxic trait is thinking “the rear defrost will take care of that”

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@bingomilf @mrsmalfoy333

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I’m gonna be honest until like, last week I thought people were losing their minds about hockey not weird cups

[Roburrito @FerpectOval]

The Iraqi government is formally moving to remove US forces from the country, after:

20.83 years
4,400+ US Casualties
40,000+ Iraqi Combatant Casualties
1,000,000+ Dead Iraqi Civilians

And all of the unfathomable human suffering behind those cold numbers.

Yeah, we should go.

[New Year, New Vape Juice @claire2themax]

We got our first wedding gift today and I’m about to be a fucking monster.

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Annual art.

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@branden_FP @bigdickmeg Ok fine I won’t sing dashboard at you whatever