claire de lune

blue jean baby. @tinydeaths, nba words at @guardian, and other stuff.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

there was already a word for that!! options!! we don’t need to overcomplicate it!!

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

this word is a plague and i need it to die

[Jon Krawczynski @JonKrawczynski]

The Timberwolves are still in the hunt for LeBron James.

“Not just speaking to LeBron, but any free agent: this is a place you’re going to have fun and win a lot of games.”

https://t.co/ojHg9RLQk3

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

never thought this would get so literal

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

"lebron had lunch with someone on the nets once three years ago" like please, it's the summer, go to the beach

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i need bron to announce his decision cause i can't do the every team in the league "could emerge because of x y z" stuff anymore, he's been in the nba for a quarter century, you can draw connection points to every single franchise. that doesn't mean they're likely or even viable

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

The Indiana Pacers could emerge as a surprise LeBron James destination with his close relationship with Tyrese Haliburton and their win-ready-now roster, per @AlexGoldenNBA

(h/t @KalshiHoops)

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

idk how i’m supposed to live without salad and fruit that’s like 75% of my diet

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

france getting packed up????👀👀👀

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

@JothamKitara 🤝🫡

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

@mrmedina @mindthegamepod only thing missing is “obviously”

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

“she was still in her bluey pajamas”

this should make you really angry. i know i am

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

I’m going to fucking LOSE MY MIND.

Did ICE shoot and kill this man in front of his 3 year old daughter?

What are we even doing?

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

don’t need to be an adept reader of tea leaves to know that had utah been trying to win, he would’ve probably played a lot more and/or waited on or entirely skipped what sounds like a pretty elective surgery

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i haven’t been the foremost defender of the lakers’ offseason moves, but i find the walker kessler signing handwringing to be a little silly. think it’s pretty clear that utah’s commitment to tanking heavily influenced both his games played & the decision to have shoulder surgery

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

@DanWoikeSports that’s not possible because we have different hotel rooms and it’s definitely in mine

[Tim @trouble_man90]

I’m going on the record, this photo is AI generated. The words on the newspaper should be at least somewhat recognizable but when you zoom in even just a little bit the letters and words are completely destroyed and distorted by the AI

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

@KamalaHarris he was full of something, that’s for sure

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

can the world cup adopt a 7 game series format so i can see jude vs erling for 7 matches? ty in advance

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

in 2026?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Free agent guard Gary Trent Jr. has agreed to a four-year, $64 million deal to stay with the Milwaukee Bucks, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul and agent Lucas Newton tells ESPN.