Hello|Claire

Immersive Designer | Design Director | Los Angeles

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: Freelancer Instructed To Go To Google Docs Where There's A Link To Slack Channel That Points To Asana Where He'll Find All The Feedback

[World Bank Group @WorldBankGroup]

In 14 countries worldwide, women have 100% of the legal rights of men:

Belgium, Canada, Denmark, France, Germany, Greece, Iceland, Ireland, Latvia, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Portugal, Spain & Sweden.

More data in the 2023 #WomenBizLaw report: https://t.co/GVeeuLNFdC

[Hello|Claire @ClaireAshley]

@chrisvognar Still waiting.

[Hello|Claire @ClaireAshley]

@tojulius I gave everyone in my family rolls of VHB tape as stocking stuffers for Christmas one year. That stuff is magic. They did not think so

[Hello|Claire @ClaireAshley]

@SiemensHealthPR hello, I have a question about your covid-19 at-home tests. May I PM you?

[Hello|Claire @ClaireAshley]

I wonder if DeSantis is chartering another plane to Martha’s Vineyard for all the Floridians in Hurricane Ian’s path.

[Jena Friedman @JenaFriedman]

Men, it would be cool if each of you donated at least $500 to your local abortion clinic. That’s about the price of an abortion without anesthesia. It’s the least you can do, since you get paid more than us and your salary only increases when you become dads. Thanks in advance.

[Hello|Claire @ClaireAshley]

Lori Beth Denberg voiced the hotline and my sibling thought it would be funny to sign me up for HUNDREDS of community service hours, which I did not agree to.

[Hello|Claire @ClaireAshley]

If you have a “jump to recipe” button on your blog, it’s because no one wants to read what you have to say. They just want to figure out how to make this turtle chocolate layer cake, Jessica

[Kelsey @KelseyObGyn]

Why do you trust me to treat you when you get COVID, but you don’t trust me to prevent you from getting COVID?

[Hello|Claire @ClaireAshley]

Got my Pfizer booster from an openly unvaccinated pharmacist at my local @kroger today 🤔

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

Two for two: I have successfully processed and stored my second sample of Mars, thus bringing my total to two Martian rock cores in one week.

More images: https://t.co/L6lhCNdqWq

Tune in to watch my team share more this Friday: https://t.co/Q24DiF42q0

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

It’s official: I’ve now captured, sealed, and stored the first core sample ever drilled on another planet, in a quest to return samples to Earth. It’s the first in a one-of-a-kind Martian rock collection. #SamplingMars

Read more: https://t.co/bs4Hd4Fzyw

[tyler seguin’s burner account @strangesoups]

if you menstruate, have a child, or need to carry medical equipment, you can go fuck yourself according to the staples center 🥰

[ThornyOpinion @OpinionThorny]

Proposal:

You can only purchase a gun one time every two years. It can only be a Tuesday in November. You must go and wait in line. There is only one place in your county. You must have multiple forms of ID. No one can give you water while you wait.

[Hello|Claire @ClaireAshley]

@brandonleedy Whaaaaat. 50k OVER? Lord. We definitely need to catch up. Tim is living on Mars time right now working mission control, so that’s not complicated at all

[Hello|Claire @ClaireAshley]

@brandonleedy Yikes! I can’t believe that happened to you two. Home buying is insane but this takes it to a whole other level

[Hello|Claire @ClaireAshley]

@Local12 You could use her name other than “woman”

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

500,000 dead Americans: who needs a mask!

2 cases of voter fraud in 2020: let’s pass 165 new voter suppression laws!

[Hello|Claire @ClaireAshley]

@chrissyteigen I bought an overpriced half-loaf of bread at Whole Foods when I was a broke artist living in NYC and still regret it to this day. It was so dry, but I really wanted to elevate my PB&J game and it just ended in disappointment.