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Save me from eating an entire box of macncheese while I lay on the couch in my bra all day.

Actually, don't.
This is what dreams r made of

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

I am always hungry
& wanting to have
sex. This is a fact.

Eileen Myles, Sagittarius

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I think I love soup so much because it's just sauce in a bowl.

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@ston3ybologna Damn that bloody is a beaut

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@futureislands remember when I ran into ya w/ a funnel cake, then shared it w/ u at sxsw? Tryna find tix to your mpls show... help a bb out!

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@g8rpie Using elements of other peoples work to enhance and inspire your own isn't copying!

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Kerry is complaining that we have a nice functional microwave.

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Can we talk about how incredible the soundtrack for Gossip Girl is? Like I can't handle how great this artifact of music history is.

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Hey my heart hurts tell me something funny thx

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Two years ago at this time I got a call that my brother wasn't breathing. Tell those you love what they mean to you, before it's too late.

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Guy told me my hat looked like Future's so that's a thing

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Broke fan moving, no blinds on the new windows, cat isn't allowed yet, wailing sirens for forever... will I ever find sleeps loving embrace?

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POS and friend are my only guests, Clueless is on, and New Order is playing. I'm okay with this.

[palmer @decentbirthday]

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gon' give it to:
⚪️someone else
🔘ya

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Vacation withdrawal is a real thing and I got it bad

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@beerluver816 It is! There's just a ton on my story haha, it's a not very good video of them walking past

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BEYONCÉ JAY Z AND BLUE WERE LITERALLY JUST FOOT AWAY FROM ME THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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Kerry and I lost a banana and a water bottle at the security check, but successfully snuck in a bottle of vodka and foil pack of fries.

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Uber driver playing rave music to a silent car filled with very hungry and somewhat hungover people at noon.

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Kerry picked where we were ubering to for food and we ended up in a scary neighborhood at a concrete block restaurant with barred windows.