clair

[kelsey weekman @kelsaywhat]

tweeting in favor of lena dunham while streaming melodrama

[garshmo @garshmo]

Guys be like I know a spot and it’s bald

[ally @missmayn]

@TvDannyZ yes. ethnic catholics don’t attend church but still carry around immense guilt and shame lovingly instilled in us by our grandmothers.

[meghan @deloisivete]

Blues Brother in Christ

[emi @emisandrist]

liking every tweet i see that mentions chicago #mycity

[Tangerine 🍊🇬🇷 @mylifeisaplague]

these new Catholics are annoying. can we start excommunicating people again

[Timmy Facciola @TimmyFacciola_]

This is verging on Protestant, let’s have a little composure—act like you’ve been here before

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

logan, wicker, and lakeview need to ban against the real problem. people who live in west loop.

[ARC Music Festival @arcmusicfest]

frat bros 🤝 circuit gays

[trash jones @jzux]

texting the pissing me off man for some pissing me off

[jes @peestains]

mourn your situationship march

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

Guys, let’s bring back the tradition of introducing our single friends to our other single friends

[Euls Euls @LadyCharrr1]

Liking a man.

[sydney @squid_bees]

dudes on hinge be like “hey whats up” NOTHING FUCK OFF

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

Sheryl crow should release a new version of picture featuring bad bunny

[Imani 🇵🇷 @imanii_reena]

“I never heard a Bad Bunny song” - a man who don’t be around bad bitches.

[Katie Caldwell 🌷 @katielauriss]

it hurts to see other people living your dream (booing jd vance at the olympics)

[clara @malamiakbrn]

la cara de benito 🙂

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

kamala harris literally did lol

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

He is very good at this job. Other politicians should be embarrassed quite frankly.