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[♛claire♛ @Clairrreeee]

@kyyyyyy01 sounds like my type💀

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

You wanted me to @ you so here it is @dumbassfuckingbitch

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

the fuvk u mean u don’t wanna run errands with me??? i thought what we had was special

[hannah @discounthannah]

People will be like “I’m not getting the vaccine, who knows what’s in it” and then eat hot dogs

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

why did i make this

[♛claire♛ @Clairrreeee]

@carsongordon511 I thought of you while tweeting this

[♛claire♛ @Clairrreeee]

I used to genuinely believe that big foot lived in the woods in Mattoon...Wtf

[♛claire♛ @Clairrreeee]

@madihenigman I used to ask my kids how old they thought I was...idk which was worse...6 or 100😳

[♛claire♛ @Clairrreeee]

My grandma told me I look like I’ve lost weight today and idk if y’all’s grandma is like mine but she has no problem telling ppl they look chunky🥲🥲🥲

[♛claire♛ @Clairrreeee]

I got $80 worth of Starbucks gift cards this Christmas...if you love coffee 12/10 recommend becoming a teacher😂😍☕️

[♛claire♛ @Clairrreeee]

Got a ticket today for using my fake 2 YEARS AGO...Merry Christmas mfs 🥰🥰🥰

[♛claire♛ @Clairrreeee]

If Tayshia breaks Ivan’s heart I swear...😑👊🏼 #theBachelorette

[2/26 ♓️ @YourFAV_baldie]

Date someone who knows you’re just kidding on social media

[☽♡ce @jocelynedidthat]

A relationship should be 50/50. I get drunk and he drives ☺️

[mína @minathemodelll]

y’all be 21+ thinking being toxic is still cute go to therapy.

[k e l s @kelsannxxx]

it’s the chronic back pains at the age of 22 for me

[they who walk silently 🔻 @meatRelic]

“what do ur tattoos mean”
they mean i look cool

[cal? @cal_gif]

wtf is a 401k I can barely run 2 miles :(