Sharon Needles

These tweets have nothing to do with me. They're about you, World. Never forget what you've done.

[Sharon Needles @Clamdalorian]

If Necessity is the mother of invention, Failure is the father.
#NAILEDIT

[Sharon Needles @Clamdalorian]

https://t.co/JhRiNQE7LW

[Sharon Needles @Clamdalorian]

Johnny Depp is short for Johnathan Deposition, and he was born for this.
#freejohnnydepp #flylikeaneagle

[Sharon Needles @Clamdalorian]

Do you ever wonder what it’s like to see the world from the passenger seat of your girlfriend’s convertible Sebring? Ha ha, yeah me neither.

[Sharon Needles @Clamdalorian]

It smells like prostitute out here.

[#1 rat fan USA 🐀 🇱🇷 @RodentFan420]

imagine being here with the love of your life

[Sharon Needles @Clamdalorian]

They used to say I was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Well, joke’s on them, I’m just regular crazy.

[Sharon Needles @Clamdalorian]

You lookin at me in all caps?

[Sharon Needles @Clamdalorian]

@rainnwilson Harvest the/of Scrotum

[Sharon Needles @Clamdalorian]

What kind of a sign do you need to know 2021 will be a good year?

[Sharon Needles @Clamdalorian]

You know almond milk? Yeah, well here’s a new one. Egg milk. It’s blended up eggs, so, fuck yeah.

[Sharon Needles @Clamdalorian]

@stubby2cents Well that’s gonna totally fuck up my sleep schedule.

[Sharon Needles @Clamdalorian]

If you go back enough generations, you’ll find that everybody had some ugly AF MF in their family tree somewhere.
Never forget.

[Sharon Needles @Clamdalorian]

@Forbes ARod: I’m investing in the MN T-Wolves.
J-Lo: I don’t even know you anymore.

[Sharon Needles @Clamdalorian]

@TheJasonDouglas Why neck brace?

[Sharon Needles @Clamdalorian]

Two part question:
1. How many different flavors of soap are represented in a bag of jelly beans?
2. What is a missing soap flavor that you’re surprised isn’t in there?

[Sharon Needles @Clamdalorian]

Glow me in the dark, patches.

[Sharon Needles @Clamdalorian]

Showing respect is sometimes just as simple as taking out your chew before you french a stranger.

[The Jason Douglas @TheJasonDouglas]

before smart phones, where did dopamine come from ?

[Sharon Needles @Clamdalorian]

RIP Rushticle Limbaughski

[Sharon Needles @Clamdalorian]

You ever huck the jib so hard that you shred the gnar right off?