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Put Down The Chainsaw And Listen To Me

#169 ON JETTRANK

He/Him || #TeamFD

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Thread of my music stuff:

[tobyfox @tobyfox]

Thinking about Cave Story... I love that game.

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Carter Hart ends the 2026 postseason with 22 starts without a shutout, two more than any other goalie in a single postseason in NHL playoff history.

Vegas carried a shutout into the 3rd period 7 times in their 22 playoff games.

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las vegas............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................lol

[Kris Pursiainen @krispursiainen]

Skip Bayless unfortunately painted the corner at 101 m.p.h. with “Victim Wembanyama”

[Grande @Sixrande]

Moshi moshi

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

my ideal first date is you explain to me the combat mechanics then put me in a small area with several basic enemies so I can practice

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@Phillies thanks for winning

[KJ 🐳 🏆 @forthecanes]

not listening when people say no is kind of an established pattern with him

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my instinct when a team blows 5 consecutive double digit leads to lose a finals that they were massive favorites going into is to wonder where their self-respect is but in this case I think the spurs respected themselves more than a bit too much

[Mush @SilencedSong7]

keep in mind you get an achievement for destroying them all

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san antonio.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................lol

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@oatmilkmotel :O

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

went to grade school with victor wembenyama. he took the class hamster home for the weekend. monday teacher asked where it was and he said i ate that shit

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

AOC: Im President because youve run my social media so well

Me southern accent: not a problem mam

AOC: the idea to put stuff in brackets to show that youre doing it. Its genius

Me: god is a genius mam

AOC steps close: if I was in brackets what would you do to me

Me: no mam

[Drew (Toxic I Guess) @ThunderHusky17]

Shooting 1/8 from the restricted area when you can dunk the ball without jumping makes you an objectively awful basketball player.

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

it’s only a flagrant if it’s against the wemby region of france. otherwise it’s just a sparkling no-call

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CLAM STREAM presents "THE BUGS ARE BACK IN TOWN" - A Hollow Knight: Silksong Experience

TONIGHT:
- it's called a shiteating grin because it's the grin you make when you're eating shit
- even when i lose, i win (and i only lose)

TAP IN... NOW https://t.co/Bae6VdCY0j

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when victor wembanyama said "I'm in your head" he was actually referring to his elbow being inside Karl-Anthony Towns' skull

[Andrew "Grapes" Hau 🍇 @speedygrapes]

LPL gold graph ahh game @LPL_english