Jed

lol

[🍄 @AngryAFMario]

US law enforcement is 100 times more aggressive towards poor people than they are towards pedophiles.

[Very Awesome, Normal Person. @loveandlightok]

the thing abt climate change is that the earth will be fine, it always has been. it used to be a ball of volcanic ash and primordial soup. we however will not be fine

[Simon Lake (Diviner) @HoratioLibra]

@balefulrays The universe loves making us eat our words

[Mike⚡️ @Visionary_Mike]

You got players in the NFL RIGHT NOW who have domestic violence cases and multiple DUI’s. But apparently Caleb Williams painting his nails is sending the “wrong message” to kids. Y’all got it fam.

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

btw, none of our graphics are AI.

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

People hate to admit it but EVERY YEAR injuries affect who wins the NBA championship and it just gets forgotten as time goes on

[Financelot @FinanceLancelot]

The problem with being ahead of the curve is everyone thinks you're retarded

[★ @thematrixwizard]

BILLIONS WILL LOVE AND ASCEND 🗣️

[barney @barneyxbt]

if they’re lying to your face about things happening right now in real time with cameras everywhere and the internet at your fingertips imagine how bad the history books are

[autist @litteralyme0]

“Boys have many careers options”
The options:
>9 to 5
>sales
>military
>scamming
>drug dealing
>gambling

[harrison @harrisonwyrick]

guy on the bus just invented a new smell

[Demetrius Remmiegius 🇰🇪 @DemetriusRO6]

The U.S. is starving 11 million people in Cuba.

Right now.

Power is out.

Food is rotting.

Water pumps are shut down.

Sewage is overflowing into the streets.

Russia tried to send humanitarian aid.

The US Navy blocked them. American news isn't covering this.

[RKM @rkmtimes]

JUST IN🇭🇺❌🇺🇸🔥 Hungary just banned Bill Gates-owned Lab Grown or Artificial meat after Italy.

🚨Hungary imports $3 billion worth Lab-grown meat from US or Bill Gates.

[PinkNews @PinkNews]

In honour of Pi Day, here's a reminder that an 81-year-old lesbian went viral after she won the ‘Best Technique’ award at a lesbian pie-eating contest in San Francisco.

Babs Daitch wowed an enthusiastic crowd with her impressive pie-eating skills on 23 November. Videos posted to her Instagram account show her very spectacularly devouring a cream-covered pie using only her face. The contest was part of a fundraiser for The Curve Foundation’s Lesbian Visibility Week.

“I took my time savoring every morsel of crust hidden beneath those sweet hills and valleys,” Daitch said.

Although she didn’t take home the first place trophy, she clearly left an impression on the judges with her tongue action. Posting to her Instagram account, Daitch said that her ‘Best Technique' trophy proves “once and for all that experience matters.”

[Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz]

Maga doesn’t even explain Trump’s decisions anymore they just stare at you like this

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

AI can't read or Decode Cursive. 🤔

[##g4 @g4nig0s]

when you’re sagging and your phone in your pocket and you’re asked to lift something heavy 🫩

[David Lambert @Winter_Six]

A lot of people believe shit like this.

A lot of them can vote.