The man with the van

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

Beer is good. But beers are better

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

I burn my bridges cause I ain’t scared of the ditches

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

If you post a pic of your hospital band for attention just know I’m judging you so hard

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

@giannaoregano silly girl

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

@giannaoregano And you smell weird and your mom dresses you funny

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

The Jett Lawrence show I had on today was pretty boring

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

Imma simp for billy eyelash

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

@bridgette1436 Damnit to hell

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

@Drunken_People @pilsnermonkey But he has 2 horses 🤷🏻‍♂️

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

Anyone else picture how a female would look on the back of your bike? Typically a deal breaker

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

I just got back from your hood and nobody knew your name 🤓

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

A fish with his mouth closed never gets caught

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

I drink grape juice cause oj kills

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

PEOPLE SAY CONGRATZ BCAUSE DAY KAINT SPEL CONGRABULASHINS

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

The angel of death sits on every word

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

Ya runnin round drinkin liquor takin pictures cause ya miss me

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

Just a matter of time until all my crazy ex’s join forces and kill me to death

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

Better to cum a shitload than shit a cumload

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

Imma dawg just like my father

[The man with the van @CLAMPANTHER]

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war