Clancy Walsh

Actually just 127 marshmallows in a human suit. My thoughts, brilliant as they are, are my own.

[Clancy Walsh @Clancyatw]

The art of the backhand - Jacqui:        Clancy did you cut your hair? Me:              Yes. Jacqui:      ... https://t.co/Rq4TvL8xY5

[Clancy Walsh @Clancyatw]

Fun fact: a group of rattlesnakes are called "snattlerakes"

[Clancy Walsh @Clancyatw]

@dadwroteaporno My mum was ecstatic to receive her 62nd birthday present.. a gift wrapped pomegranate & a ticket to the live show in London

[Clancy Walsh @Clancyatw]

Blind - Dad:        Do you remember when we were kids and they used to tell us things like “masturbation... https://t.co/lvJheP4A3C

[Mr. President @MrPresident]

We are doing a quick #WhipRoundForObama for his last day in the office, any suggestions for his leaving present? https://t.co/O64TBdESXL

[Clancy Walsh @Clancyatw]

Should have said @The_Dolphin_Pub is "finner than I imagined". These are the thoughts that come to me in the night. 21 months later. https://t.co/CZkVHKkEEA

[Clancy Walsh @Clancyatw]

So pleased to finally meet the face behind @The_Dolphin_Pub. Less fin than I imagined. #TwitterStories

[Mr. President @MrPresident]

Don't worry, World. We've got this. *Rolls up sleeves*

[Clancy Walsh @Clancyatw]

#bakeoff

[Clancy Walsh @Clancyatw]

All over tan - *Whatsapp from Jacqui* Jacqui: Nothing like sailing naked! *picture attachment* Me: No. She... https://t.co/f8yIOHJTV8

[Clancy Walsh @Clancyatw]

Leggy - Jacqui:   The skin on your legs is beautiful. Shame it’s not on your face. https://t.co/sGnFrVkfLv

[Clancy Walsh @Clancyatw]

Loving the Christmas-in-September outfit @helenium is sporting #ChristmasStory

[Clancy Walsh @Clancyatw]

30 degrees and staring at a decorated tree... It's like I'm back in Oz #ChristmasStory

[Clancy Walsh @Clancyatw]

Doggy Heaven - *Calling out our recently deceased dog’s name up the stairs*  Jacqui:         PIPER! …I... https://t.co/6oBwwFAfMB

[Clancy Walsh @Clancyatw]

Instagram - Dad on the phone:        Hi Darling, can you *please* like some of your mum’s Instagrams.... https://t.co/0Ix9PWBsYb

[Clancy Walsh @Clancyatw]

@WildernessHQ is this still the case today? Thanks!

[Clancy Walsh @Clancyatw]

@sebastianrevell oh hi there

[BetVictor @BetVictor]

£1,000,000 will be won on the #Euro2016 Final guaranteed!

1 Goal.
1 Player.
1 Minute.
1 Million.

#MillionPoundGoal
https://t.co/NQZgPiR9Uz

[Clancy Walsh @Clancyatw]

If you need me I'll be slowly sinking into the crossrail with the rest of @MrPresident_sir #sohosinkhole

[Clancy Walsh @Clancyatw]

Dramatic times in Soho Square as a bump in the pavement causes police to cordon off the street #sohosinkhole