Nolan Clancy

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. USC '18

[out of context john mulaney @nocontxtmulaney]

did it work

[Himmy Pickles @PAPA_5000]

This the best thing I’ve seen all #spookyseason lmfaoooooooooo

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

75. can i PLEASE get a waffle

[Garrett @G_Money105]

Croissant: dropped
Chickens: looked at
Road: works ahead
Your Actions: have consequences
Junior: really handsome
Them: were roommates
Trey: has basketball game tomorrow
Shavacado: fre
Potato: flying around my room
Me: smells like beef

[mars❁ @nasacertified]

evolution goes hard

[Hadie Mart @CostcoRiceBag]

IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME?????

Read the first word of my tweets to find out....

[bear @iamblackbear]

i think i think 2 much

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the best sleep of your life is when you come home at like 7:00am from sleeping out and you get directly into your own bed. you’ll wake up 3 hours later feelin like you could run a 5k just blissed tf out

[Echostage @echostage]

🌙 RT to win two VIP tickets to @MoonriseFest this weekend!🌙

Winner will be chosen on Thursday at 12pm.

#5Days #WatchTheMoonrise

[Boogie2988 @Boogie2988]

Donald Glover is the kind of genius that Kanye West pretends to be.

[venmo: ehjovan @ehjovan]

when you open the group text and the topic is you