Matthew Clapson

[Matthew Clapson @Clapson88]

@GeorgeTakei

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@BBCPolitics It didn’t.

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@NoContextBrits Fantastic Beasts and Where to Wank Them

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@NoContextBrits Shawshank Wank

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@NoContextBrits No time to Wank

[Matthew Clapson @Clapson88]

@PatrickCTID Especially when all other sports seem to be going ahead as planned.

[Kas @kasnawaz]

Racist assault caught on camera yesterday in #Cheadle. But who is this man ? Do you know him ? Get in touch.
#Edgeley #Stockport
@StockportMBC @My_Stockport @MENnewsdesk

[Liz @libseylove]

On the 16:44 from stockport-Euston. Currently stranded in Litchfield Trent Valley (who knew?!) waiting for news about if we will be turned back or not. we’ve been allowed out onto the platform and everyone’s clueless.

[Helen Kearney @Map_Modernity]

This weekend is the 90th anniversary of the Mass Trespass, which was part of the movement to win access to the countryside for the people of this country. This image is a painting by my dad of Kinder Scout, the site of the Trespass

[Tory Fibs @ToryFibs]

• 5 days from now, 4.4 million families are getting hit with the largest welfare cut since 1921

• 5 days from now, every household in the UK is getting hit with energy price rises averaging £139

Meanwhile, the rich added $5.2 trillion in wealth during the pandemic.

[Liz @libseylove]

And the winner for ‘which bits gonna be on #Gogglebox’ goes to...
the wall of hair. #ChangingRooms

[Matthew Clapson @Clapson88]

@swearclock Ejaculatte?

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@StagecoachGM I appreciate it, many thanks.

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@StagecoachGM Piss poor service. The driver of the 23:51 bus from East Didsbury has just ignored people at a stop as he was too busy tailgating a car. Looks like I’m walking home from work now. Never mind, it’s only 3 miles in the rain. Absolutely useless.

[Matthew Clapson @Clapson88]

@StagecoachGM Afternoon, thanks for the reply. It was the 23:51 23 service from East Didsbury to Stockport.

[Matthew Clapson @Clapson88]

Aaah, Lou Reed. 💙

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@richardosman Been doing it for a while...

[Matthew Clapson @Clapson88]

Thanks for everything @aguerosergiokun

[Matthew Clapson @Clapson88]

@BasedByAccident

[Matthew Clapson @Clapson88]

Other cats bring home birds or mice. Smudge came in today and presented me with a dead fly.