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I think I've almost got it all figured out....Just kidding!

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Mark Twain was very insightful indeed. Check out some of his quotes: http://refspace.com/quotes/Mark_Twain/

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Just found out I could have sold it for $1600. Remember to never undervalue your contribution.

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Tough Question: Who has a better singing voice, Robert Plant or Waylon Jennings?

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Not to get political or anything, but sometimes I feel like people claim an "R" or "D" like they're rooting for their favorite sports team.

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On second thought, I may use a couple hundred of that to outsource from elance the viral marketing for www.canklebracelet.com

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I'm about to sell an SBI site for $1500 that I started building a year ago. I will take those funds and open up a Forex account. Nice!

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@stevepavlina: Or you can build disc golf SBI site!

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Nectarines are so delicious, but that seed is scary as hell.

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It's not good if you don't like it, but if you do like it then it is good.

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Today I'm flying to Vegas for my bachelor party. Anybody seen The Hangover?

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If you need a good laugh you can always read YouTube comments.

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My future wife just said that we need to own all of Tim Burton's movies. I can't say that I disagree.

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I just read that John Hughes wrote the original Vacation movie. It helped launch his screenwriting career. I almost started crying.

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I combined "Moo Cow" and "Moon Shadow" to form "Moon Cow!"

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Holiday Road, the theme song to National Lampoon's Vacation, is actually pretty real. http://bit.ly/xmZVz

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For instant confidence, walk like you're wearing a cape. Thanks @tonyrobbins

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If you try really hard to be a non-conformist does that mean you are conforming to non-conformity?

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Not all creativity is created equal.

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Do you think the Learning-T and the T-Zone are related?

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I just had a vision of shooting a commercial for the Cankle Bracelet and posting it on Youtube. I'll let you know!