Clarence Flamboyant

former blue check
Livin large and in charge. WHO IS CLARENCE FLAMBOYANT?

[Clarence Flamboyant @ClarenceFlam]

hey @AndySamberg @thelonelyisland was it our onion quiz that you took when you were on desk duty?

https://t.co/Ih5eLS7v0Q

[Clarence Flamboyant @ClarenceFlam]

@srebelo777 @SoftMocCS OUTRAGEOUS!
#WeRageAtDawn

[Sarita Anne @srebelo777]

Paid $200 for Birkenstocks, followed in-store advice to have them delivered for sizing. Purolator left the package in plain sight—no knock, no safe spot—now it's missing. No help from @SoftMocCS . This is unacceptable. I want a refund or replacement. #customerservicefail

[Clarence Flamboyant @ClarenceFlam]

@Spotify for the love of god- smart shuffle sucks a bag of dicks, you must make it easier to turn it off, its literally ruining all my playlists, worst feature of all time.

[Clarence Flamboyant @ClarenceFlam]

Dees anyone know where I can order doll hair online from #Latvia? They have the fluffiest curls as I suspect they come from a secret breed of Nordic horses.

[Clarence Flamboyant @ClarenceFlam]

I once drank whiskey out of an old fisherman's shoe in #Finland while out skating across a lost lagoon. The summer of '69 can't be beat.

[Clarence Flamboyant @ClarenceFlam]

I am a bus driver and every day I drive my bus down a very busy road with many dogs and children. Today the dogs were gone. I need to know if there is a dog predator afoot or if the dogs have gone to happy homes. Please, someone, give me answers.

[سجود @sujoododeh_]

Guys if you can’t donate at least share !!

[Clarence Flamboyant @ClarenceFlam]

@EFischberger did you know they have 15 judges who all gotta vote bro

[Clarence Flamboyant @ClarenceFlam]

@ccanton2 I once inspired a former lover into bequeathing me all of their worldly possessions, and that's called #emotionalmanipulation

[Clarence Flamboyant @ClarenceFlam]

@thewayafter otherwise it's time to blast out the neighbours eardrums

[Clarence Flamboyant @ClarenceFlam]

@Joust_A_Minute you joke, but that man could easily be taking a nap in the warm ooze that is the luna de sangre

[Clarence Flamboyant @ClarenceFlam]

they don't call me Clarence because I had the rickets, they call me Clarence because I sailed to Panama on an inflatable donut with only a satchel of almonds to keep me alive

[Clarence Flamboyant @ClarenceFlam]

what's the best home brew for when your bones are itchy?? #urgent

[Clarence Flamboyant @ClarenceFlam]

@historyinmemes that's a lotta blood, but very historically accurate if I may say so

[Clarence Flamboyant @ClarenceFlam]

@chris_blatch 🌝

[Clarence Flamboyant @ClarenceFlam]

@AbsaSouthAfrica I wish you guys would SHUT UP with the extremely loud theatrics at 6 in the morning to get this race started. The whole neighborhood of Milnerton hates you.

[Clarence Flamboyant @ClarenceFlam]

@historyinmemes Ohhh hell yeah I'd love to slurp that down my gaping throat hole and drift off into another universe

[Clarence Flamboyant @ClarenceFlam]

Happy #Easter to those who enjoy rabbit orgies and bathe in egg yoke. All hail lord bun bun.

[Clarence Flamboyant @ClarenceFlam]

What are everyone's plans for stonk season? Buy high sell high or buy low sell mid range? #bitcoin #BTC #stocks #stonks

[Clarence Flamboyant @ClarenceFlam]

@tashaneedshelp sounds like you need more yeast