Clarence Willner

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tell me your best joke, if I laugh you get a surprise hehe

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okay something different lol. I just tried to teach my abuela what a "viral tweet" is and it went exactly how you'd expect. I said "abuela, something I posted went viral." she said "¿viral? like a virus? are you sick?"

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My roommate asked:
“Do you ever regret starting this?”
Honestly?
The hate? Yes.
Losing friends? Yes.
The 3AM anxiety spirals? Absolutely.
But speaking up?

Not once lmao

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Sofia and I got coffee again today.
She looked lighter.
“I told my roommate.”
“About what?”
“That I’m conservative.”
Her roommate stared for 10 seconds and said:
“Girl… me too.”
They’d been living 10 feet apart for 2 years, both pretending.

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Perfect summer photo dump hehe
Pt1
What pic is your favorite?🤩

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A journalist just DM’d me asking for an interview.
A JOURNALIST. 💀
I’m not a political figure.
I’m just a girl with opinions and a laptop.
Apparently that’s enough to make headlines now.

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My outfit for today lol
Comfiest I have ever been
Rate it 1-10🤭🇺🇸

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I told my dad I was nervous.
He said:
“You think this presentation is hard? You already know the language. You just have to use it.”

Then he hung up because my dad only allows 90 seconds of emotions. 💀

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Just ran my presentation again.

12 slides. 10 minutes.

That’s 50 seconds per slide. 💀

Who am I? I’m not a TED Talk speaker. I’m a cheerleader with too much coffee and too much confidence online.
How the fuck should I manage that lol😭

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Some last night photo dump hehe
Got me feeling like batgirl🐾

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Sofia texted me:
“How are you feeling about tomorrow?”
Me: “Like I’m about to throw up for 24 hours.”
Her: “Same. And I’m not even presenting.”
She’s coming just to sit in the back and support me.
“If you get nervous, look at me.”
“What will you be doing?”
“Praying.”

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Last night I had a crazy anxiety dream:
Walking into my presentation naked.
Except my brain added a PowerPoint clicker and my abuela in the front row eating a pastelito. 💀
I’ve rehearsed 14 times.

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Perfect thing to do on rest days a lol
Find some fish 🐠

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update: the adrenaline wore off and now every muscle in my body is screaming. I feel like I got hit by a bus. a miami transit bus. going 45mph.

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This is one WINNERS post 🥇
Special thanks to my coach and the photographer hehe

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WE WON. WE WON THE COMPETITION. I HIT THE BASKET TOSS. I FLEW AND THEY CAUGHT ME AND I STUCK THE LANDING AND MY COACH CRIED AND I CRIED AND MY TEAMMATE PUKED FROM ADRENALINE AND IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHAOTIC MOMENT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.

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going to bed. competition at 9am. presentation tuesday. life falling apart in general.

if I break my collarbone tomorrow at least my last tweet was poetic 💀🤍

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I am okay. I am 21 and I am alive and I am free and tomorrow I get to fly. literally. that's what a basket toss is. you fly and you trust and you land. and sometimes you fall. but you get back up. that's the whole thing. that's the entire thing
What a quote lol I’m genius hehe😭

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Got a DM from a trans athlete today.

She said she didn’t agree with everything I post, but she appreciated that I never treated her like she wasn’t human.

You can disagree without dehumanizing.

That shouldn’t be controversial. But here we are. 🤍

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Friday. Competition tomorrow.

Coach put me as the flyer for the basket toss.

Am I terrified? Absolutely. 💀

Abuela says: “El miedo es gratis.”

Fear costs nothing.

Courage? That costs everything lol.

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my professor just emailed me again. he moved the presentation to a larger hall because "there's been interest from other faculty." sir. it's a 10 minute student presentation about basic biology. why are you treating this like a hearing. I'm 21.
I don’t have time for this bs💀