Clare Polson

#Actor 🎭| #Writer 📚| #Animallover 🐾🦊| #Improv 😂| #southeast 🌺 I pretty much lie for a living ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Do you and you'll be happy. Screw everyone else 😏

[Clare Polson @ClarePolson]

@thetimtracker and @TheJennTracker see. 😂😂😂😂 (the turkey leg was the next person I saw😂) I’m totally bummed I didn’t realize it was you guys. Ding dang!!

[Clare Polson @ClarePolson]

@thetimtracker I took a picture of the fog to show my husband at MNSSHP on Friday. I felt bad a random couple was in it. We didn’t realize it was you and @TheJennTracker until after watching today video! My husband and I love you guys! That’s so crazy!!

[Clare Polson @ClarePolson]

It’s only 230 days until Christmas 🎄 #Christmas #unapologetic @ChristmasCount

[Clare Polson @ClarePolson]

OMG! @LorriDelong ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/cKxsKSo7c7

[Phil Rosenthal @PhilRosenthal]

This just in:
https://t.co/JsrKCCwUUn

[Clare Polson @ClarePolson]

@LeanaLewisModel I’m so sorry for your loss.

[Clare Polson @ClarePolson]

I just want to live ina world where it’s socially acceptable to have a Christmas tree up all year. Is that too much to ask? #christmas #dreamer

[Clare Polson @ClarePolson]

Is there going to be a second season of #SomebodyFeedPhil @PhilRosenthal ? These are questions that keep me up at night.

[Jamie Christina @JamieChristina1]

Hey @PhilRosenthal wanted to say thanks for talking to my NYU class tonight!! Loved your show and appreciated all the great advice you gave especially “Write want you want to write b/c they’re going to cancel you anyway” Gonna go watch the rest of #SomebodyFeedPhil now 😁👍🏻

[Clare Polson @ClarePolson]

@sunichii_love This is why you are my best friend! ❤️❤️❤️

[Clare Polson @ClarePolson]

It just dawned on me... I have never been in an elevator that had elevator music playing.... what is this sorcery?

[Clare Polson @ClarePolson]

@keithawynn ❤️

[Clare Polson @ClarePolson]

Why has no one picked Tarzan? @PhilCollinsFeed still gets me. https://t.co/51KIDIhZ91

[Ben Howe @BenHowe]

Name the best soundtrack in the history of film.

[Clare Polson @ClarePolson]

@wbm312 @Apple I know this first had as my computer was “forgotten “ to be shipped out for two day. And then when it came back broken I was told to call AppleCare instead of the store that took it in the first hand take ownership. Effing nightmare

[Clare Polson @ClarePolson]

Today I realized indeed put my pants on with a certain leg first. I did it opposite today.... I ended up so distraught I had to take my pants off and redo it.... I might have an issue 😂😂 #mylife #rightlegfirst #whatiswrongwithme

[Clare Polson @ClarePolson]

@keithawynn Me!

[Clare Polson @ClarePolson]

@AppleSupport @Apple I’ve never been so disappointed with Apple in the whole of my life. First, they forgot to send my computer out for repairs, and only did so after I called multiple times and they admitted their bad and sent it out two days later then it should have.

[Clare Polson @ClarePolson]

@mandyfraden @WaltDisneyWorld ❤️❤️

[Clare Polson @ClarePolson]

@PhilRosenthal @netflix @LorriDelong

[Phil Rosenthal @PhilRosenthal]

Hey @netflix do you think we can just get my parents their own show? #SomebodyFeedPhil #NetflixandPhil #Food #Travel

[Clare Polson @ClarePolson]

Everyday should be #NationalPeanutButterDay