Marlowe

27, Ohio, they/them or he/him ; autistic and tired, do not rec me YA autistic adult does not mean permanent teenager. please.

[Marlowe @ClarissaJ97]

Okay Twitter break so I don’t pick a fight with anybody don’t call a wellness check I’m busy if you need me and we’re close you have other ways to contact me if you don’t then you don’t need me you’re just nosy

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

retweet the Money Marge for wealth and good fortune

[Marlowe @ClarissaJ97]

@collectdust i'm convinced this is fake because she picked intentionally funny names and the birds she posts have no consistency in the styles of painting or even art medium

[Zoraiz Ai @YaZoraiz]

Here is the happy little onion

[Marlowe @ClarissaJ97]

@HexPositive @fatstevebuscemi her parents still have my stuff. is the thing. its hard to get over somebody when you gotta text their dad every week like 'hey so sorry to bother you can i please have my every earthly belonging back??? no problem if not!!!!' every week

[Marlowe @ClarissaJ97]

@catherineoclock @collectdust What’s wild in my situation is like. I initiated so many conversations about this exact thing because I’m an autistic insomniac and I’m hard to share a bedroom with. Like, I know this about myself. & every time she was like ‘oh I’d never do that to you.’ And! Well!

[Marlowe @ClarissaJ97]

@collectdust I’m also glad it worked out for you!! Just. Thanks for retweeting that I guess I needed to see that these things Happen and it sucks but it’s not like. Unique in the word of bad breakups

[Marlowe @ClarissaJ97]

@collectdust Don’t date an only child! Is what I learned! Bc when you move in you get ‘I can’t live with other people for my mental health’ after three weeks of living together and ten years of ‘I can’t wait til you’re done with school and you can move in with me’

[Marlowe @ClarissaJ97]

@collectdust This literally happens to my stepdad at his actual family reunions

[Marlowe @ClarissaJ97]

@keewa I don't like it when my toast gets soggy. Idk about everybody else tho

[Marlowe @ClarissaJ97]

Northern lights!!

[Marlowe @ClarissaJ97]

@Ceilidhann Kid nation was pretty bad and I say that as someone who’s family planned their entire schedule around it when it was airing. Think it’s been written about a lot tho

[Marlowe @ClarissaJ97]

It was VERY HARD to learn this bc autism, and I still slip up sometimes (do not admit you like game shows in certain circles) but that’s what’s going on here. Unspoken social norm and purpose of the question not living in its actual meaning

[Marlowe @ClarissaJ97]

I do think this is particular social norm that it took me years to navigate. You’re supposed to have different favorites. Like, a favorite people will recognize, a favorite you can tell people with similar tastes, an intellectual favorite, & a True favorite regardless of quality

[Marlowe @ClarissaJ97]

Just pick your favorite thing that would apply to the social situation you’re currently in and have a couple friends you can be honest about your True Favorites with. Most people don’t want the literal truth, they want information that helps them categorize you.

[Marlowe @ClarissaJ97]

again: if you want people to make small talk more you'd turn the music in public places down

[Marlowe @ClarissaJ97]

I’ve been telling people about this for YEARS and they always think I made it up! Finally photographic proof!!

[Discontinued Foods! @Snack_Memories]

Hershey's Hulk Syrup (2003-2003): Same chocolate syrup, but...green. And not a fun neon green, but rather a weird, sickly, swamp green. Hulk disappointed!