Clarissa Roberts, CTRS

txstate alumni

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

all i do is screenshot and forget it’s in my camera roII

[Clarissa Roberts, CTRS @ClarissaRaeee]

@rachelcantu I am Sam, Crash, Titanic, fox and the found, and pretty much the same as what everyone else said

[rachel @rachelcantu]

whats a movie i can watch that will make me sob uncontrollably

[Clarissa Roberts, CTRS @ClarissaRaeee]

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[☔ @Whotfismick]

that's right

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Geralt. He just realized that "doubleyouayelkay" means the same thing as "walk." He'll never be the same. 13/10

[P. @peppermaxwell]

My toxic trait is that I use an ungodly amount of paper towels while I’m in the kitchen

[Sad lad 🇵🇸 @inomn_]

Yall screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don't play with yall too?? 😭🤣😂

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

jeffree star killing yaks for the meat market is a pivot i genuinely did not see coming

[Clarissa Roberts, CTRS @ClarissaRaeee]

I feel so bad! My cat is notorious for sneaking in to the coat closet when I’m not looking & I didn’t realize she was in there for almost 3 hours!! I deadass thought I lost her.

[Laura Maria Motta @guttersniper]

Was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check out this text from my sister!” He showed me his phone and it said, “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you are in a position to do this, DO THIS.

[Jessa-Hannah Bluebell Poem @HourlyDeers]

trying to sexually frustrate my fish

[Clarissa Roberts, CTRS @ClarissaRaeee]

“Changling” starring Angelina Jolie portrays this and this movie is SO good

[Praxis Makes Perfect @AlexPleskach1]

Thinking about the time in 1928 when the LAPD couldn’t find a missing child, publicly “reunited” the mother with some random kid to save face, and then institutionalized the mother when she tried to tell people it wasn’t her son rather than admit their mistake