Ray Clark

[JUJU @JChazz27]

So many girls want a “Luke Combs” after he released beautiful crazy but I guarantee you before the money and the fame if he himself would have walked up to half of y’all wanting your number you’d go back to your friends and laugh about it. That’s why most wont find someone real.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Stress is caused by not enough front porch sittin' and beer drinkin'.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Today is as good a day as any to die

Please enjoy Arby’s

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Was havin' a great Friday until I realized it was Thursday.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

You may be from a small town if backroading was considered a date.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

WOKE

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

It must be incredibly convenient to credit Obama with the surge in economy, but as soon as the stock market slips, the left cheers and blames Trump.

You can't be a pimp and a prostitute too.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

I want to be on The First 48

Not the killer, but the victim

However, I want my passing to be a HUGE wtf moment

'Victim identified as Amiri King. He was bludgeoned to death with a 4 gallon jug of Gain fabric softener. He was wearing nothing but fur boots.'

Sort that shit out

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Make America warm again.