Adam Clarke

Five times winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award

St Pete | UF | DC | Kellogg MBA

[Adam Clarke @Clarkewithe]

Behold: my alignment chart of DC area bars

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@BrandSanderson @torbooks Wind And Truth Hype

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Betsy Ross, Paul Revere, John Hancock, and the Liberty Bell are all useless and exist only to sell more American history textbooks

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@sam_feldman_ Will it import from Facebook?

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Imagine if Quatar wins and they still can’t use the beer 😂

[Budweiser @Budweiser]

New Day, New Tweet. Winning Country gets the Buds. Who will get them?

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Me every time a tweet doesn’t load this week

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@elonmusk Hire a lot of employees and treat them well?

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@horribleguild @CiminoVictor

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@altAmyKlobuchar Her description of DC guys is spot on tho

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I GOT TODAYS TAYLOR SWIFT WORDLE IN ONE GUESS

Taylordle 24 1/6

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[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

hot girls only want one thing and it’s high speed trains

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What do you call this type of cookie?

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@cmoneeeey Don’t call it a comeback

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Wordle woke up today and said https://t.co/FYJOvUvYGf

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@KelloggSchool https://t.co/fs4ufyYwOa

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

All Super Bowl commercials can be boiled down to “remember this thing? Ha ha us too”

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Imagine buying super bowl tickets and having to watch the back of the houses at the halftime show

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@YaBoyBijoy

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My first ever wordle 2/6 was on the Taylor Swift edition

Taylordle 6 2/6

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