NotClarkey

[NotClarkey @ClarkeyBrows]

@steamyWindows69 @NotJohnDuggins 4 more than the happy clapper behind the wickets. Still dreaming of shortbread and whiskey. Forgot where he was and did the Highland Fling in front of the stumps. Instead of hitting it with the bat.

[NotClarkey @ClarkeyBrows]

I wondered why @jonk666 bought a van.

[NotClarkey @ClarkeyBrows]

Hey @steamyWindows69 I’ve just sent you a text not sure it sent. It said “Do you fancy going for a wank by the river”
Think my predictive text is faulty. I meant canal.

[NotClarkey @ClarkeyBrows]

Hey @steamyWindows69 hope you are washing your hands more. I’ve drawn a simple diagram of the sink to help you.

[NotClarkey @ClarkeyBrows]

@DonWinshill Where am I in all this?

[NotClarkey @ClarkeyBrows]

I'm back. Been busy ain't I. Had me pendix out. Better now. Canna where this shirt though.

[NotClarkey @ClarkeyBrows]

Swipe swipe 6 swipe swipe 1 swipe 6 swipe 4 miss hit 2 etc. This is how got to 50 yesterday if u missed it.

[NotClarkey @ClarkeyBrows]

@Samwood87 yes. This is me smiling

[NotClarkey @ClarkeyBrows]

Sorry I dint help out on cricket force day @steamyWindows69 I finished the screens last night.

[NotClarkey @ClarkeyBrows]

Did anyone see me sixer yesterday?

[NotClarkey @ClarkeyBrows]

Lookin forward to my fry up sandwich at work in the morning. Might bike to cricket.Av you got a pump @PhilJonah83

[NotClarkey @ClarkeyBrows]

Since becomin a Dad I've had to drop my ard man image. Fuck playing Sunday cricket. I'm going to sew and make cheese straws.

[NotClarkey @ClarkeyBrows]

I've just put my pic into an app to see what I'd look like in the future. Tbh thought I'd be greyer

[NotClarkey @ClarkeyBrows]

Listenin to a bit of Beethoven as I do the dusting. Might put the dinner on. Got to keep my mind of my bowlin!

[NotClarkey @ClarkeyBrows]

Time for the ardest man at the club to giv this twitter a go.