Josh Clarke

Zwei und zwanzig

[Josh Clarke @ClarkeyJT]

@AndrewRosindell now you're re-elected, any chance you can sort out the disgusting litter problem in Romford. Sick of it, it's horrendous.

[Josh Clarke @ClarkeyJT]

@honestburgers hi guys, quick question, do you sell gift cards?

[Josh Clarke @ClarkeyJT]

@McCloy1992 no wait, quite the opposite of on its arse! silly me

[Josh Clarke @ClarkeyJT]

@McCloy1992 haha yes! the euro was booming not so long ago, think its back on its arse now!? completely mad

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Contrary to song lyrics that suggest otherwise, McBusted have not been to the year 3000, the lying little gets.

[Josh Clarke @ClarkeyJT]

@PhilDeMoss just watched it mate, what an absolute boss. Forza Juve!!

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The pilot episode of "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here" was originally going to be called "Do you know who I fucking am?"

[Josh Clarke @ClarkeyJT]

@PhilDeMoss @De_La_Wakes @Hayleytobs come again?

[Josh Clarke @ClarkeyJT]

@SamtykeBFC we were brilliant for 45 seconds! fair play to you guys though, but we will have you at our place ;)

[White Rose @whiteroseleeds]

Hungry? RT & Follow to win a £50 @whiteroseleeds gift voucher and you can treat the family to a meal at our @NandosUK

[indy100 @indy100]

Apple earns more money each year than all of these countries http://t.co/TYeWqsNbD0

[Josh Clarke @ClarkeyJT]

@tom_polotnianka @AndyHalli how are Leverkusen almost evens at Monaco?!

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Roy Hodgson can whistle God Save The Queen with 5 Rich Tea biscuits in his mouth.

[Josh Clarke @ClarkeyJT]

@De_La_Wakes what's going on fella?

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In the event of the Scottish people voting 'yes' in the forthcoming referendum, David Cameron has vowed to make Tunnock's Teacakes Illegal.

[Josh Clarke @ClarkeyJT]

First time Northern Ireland have won away in 4 years. Wow.

[Josh Clarke @ClarkeyJT]

City lacklustre today, never seemed to get going. Fair play to Yeovil, thought they defended brilliantly/took chances well. #Bcafc #Ytfc

[Josh Clarke @ClarkeyJT]

The Germans 4-0 down!

[Sam @samuelJayC]

.@chelseafc with the most impressive transfer window in England, all done in compliance with FFP, too.

[Josh Clarke @ClarkeyJT]

@De_La_Wakes @FootballFunnys @McCloy1992 absolutely woeful signing