Clark “Dice Roll” Johnson

Michigan State 86’ | Alcohol Enthusiast | I Know Ball | 9x pong winner at #TheRiv | #GOGREEN | #GoPackGo

[Clark “Dice Roll” Johnson @ClarkJohnsonMSU]

@couchandtherube @goMuskOx The Michigan game is the clearest example of why we need post game referee press conferences. Would have loved to hear that crew go up and try to defend that pathetic call. The crew needs to be investigated and fired immediately.

[Clark “Dice Roll” Johnson @ClarkJohnsonMSU]

@WMU_Football It’s time to lawyer up and appeal this. This is a disgrace to college football

[Clark “Dice Roll” Johnson @ClarkJohnsonMSU]

@couchandtherube @FireKeepers 1. What’s the ceiling for alessio milivojevic this year?

2. How big truly was it for the defense to retain Rossi as DC this year

3. What impact will LeVar Woods have on the special teams unit. Should I be expecting more trouble with the snap moments? Maybe a kick return TD?!?

[Clark “Dice Roll” Johnson @ClarkJohnsonMSU]

@couchandtherube @FireKeepers 1. What’s your guys go to tailgate spot on campus
2. What’s your best tailgate memory (ideally pre sober era for Jason)

[Clark “Dice Roll” Johnson @ClarkJohnsonMSU]

Guaranteed 2026 NFL Division Winners

AFC East: Bills
AFC North: Ravens
AFC South: Jaguars
AFC West: Broncos

NFC East: Cowboys
NFC North: Packers
NFC South: Buccaneers
NFC West: Rams

Come back when I’m right.

[Clark “Dice Roll” Johnson @ClarkJohnsonMSU]

Hello Jeremy Fears Jr

[Clark “Dice Roll” Johnson @ClarkJohnsonMSU]

@Bertul @daily_msu Ryan,

Delete your fucking account.

Thanks,

Clark

[Clark “Dice Roll” Johnson @ClarkJohnsonMSU]

@couchandtherube @groovy_donuts @FireKeepers 1. Congrats on the daughter couch. Never thought I’d see the day Graham Couch has a kid
2. With Divine Ugochukwu entering the transfer portal and Anton Bonke coming in, how do you see the backcourt shaking out next year

[Clark “Dice Roll” Johnson @ClarkJohnsonMSU]

Go be great GOAT🐐

[Joe Tipton @JoeTipton]

NEWS: Michigan State guard Divine Ugochukwu entered the @TransferPortal before last night’s deadline, his representatives at WME told @On3. 

The 6-3 sophomore scored 23 points against Penn State this season and the Spartans went 11-1 in games where Ugochukwu was a starter. He will be entering the portal with a ‘Do Not Contact’ tag, per WME.

https://t.co/RbExPUNiDY

[Clark “Dice Roll” Johnson @ClarkJohnsonMSU]

Holy make a wish kid

[MJAY @mjaybrod]

Zona doesn’t have a chance in hell

[Clark “Dice Roll” Johnson @ClarkJohnsonMSU]

Furthermore, If holloman woulda stayed that isis terrorist 10 would never had seen the court.

[Clark “Dice Roll” Johnson @ClarkJohnsonMSU]

Every day I think about what could’ve been if Jase Richardson stayed another year in the green and white. We’d probably be a 1 seed and still playing right now—but at the end of the day, it’s all just hypotheticals. #LateNightClark

[Clark “Dice Roll” Johnson @ClarkJohnsonMSU]

Additionally , if Tre holloman wasn’t a Jew we wouldn’t have had a gaping hole at the 2 spot.

[Clark “Dice Roll” Johnson @ClarkJohnsonMSU]

@couchandtherube @goMuskOx Fans that tell fans infront of them to sit down when you’re cheering for the same team should be electric chaired

[Clark “Dice Roll” Johnson @ClarkJohnsonMSU]

I fucking hate Huskies. #TheSweep

[Clark “Dice Roll” Johnson @ClarkJohnsonMSU]

@BarstoolNDSU Stick to football. Get Bent. #IzzoRunsMarch

[Clark “Dice Roll” Johnson @ClarkJohnsonMSU]

#TheArticle has dropped

[Conner Hale @ConnerHaleSprts]

Estimated 2026 March Madness Men’s Basketball Roster Spend

3 Seeds
Michigan State — $8.3M
Illinois — $8.8M
Clemson — $7.2M
Gonzaga — $5.5M

[Clark “Dice Roll” Johnson @ClarkJohnsonMSU]

The Spartans WILL cut down the nets this year in Miami🏆

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

Since 2005, the last 20 nat’l champs (pre-NCAAT):

• 20 of 20 rank Top 12 in Wk 6 AP Poll
• 19 of 20 Top 25 in KenPom adj off eff
• 15 of 20 Top 25 in KP adj def eff

7 teams currently qualify:

• Arizona
• Duke
• Iowa St
• Houston
• Louisville
• Michigan
• Michigan St