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Summum Bonum | If not for anything else, follow for quality retweets 😉

[The Highbury Corner @HighburyCorner_]

“Dad, tell me about those two weeks in summer 2026 when you thought we would sign Vinicius Junior” 😭

[Shekhar Dutt @DuttShekhar]

wakes me up every time

[Manzi @ClixWell]

“A way forward.”

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

We almost signed a guy with a fake chin.

Forgive us Father for we almost sinned.

[kuno @kunoo]

Gambling addicts finding out about leverage trading:

[𝕏 @ClasickMan]

But there are values that you share with Ruto? Ma'am, sit down!

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Governor Wanga: As ODM, we have made a decision that we cannot enter into any coalition arrangement that has Rigathi Gachagua. There are no values that we as ODM party share with him

[Josh Otten @ordinarytings]

You're only 39 kidnapped chimps from being a millionaire. Never stop grinding.

[Words For You @_Wordsforyou11]

The child who obeys you out of fear, will one day lie to you for freedom.

— Niccolo Machiavelli

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Win for feminism.

Women work, make money and come back home to spend it on the men who are the reason for their success

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

i think the love you receive from someone who knows how to be alone is the most sincere. a solitary soul loves u by choice and not out of need for company

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

“Whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself is a slave, whatever he may be.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

I’m so jealous of women because if you have bigger boobs than your friends everybody knows it. I could have a bigger dick than all my male friends and I wouldn’t know it. They won’t let me know it!

[Ms.Ifss♡ @_ifssss]

some of you beg so aggressively that you’ve convinced yourselves that basic manners should be followed up with financial aid.

[Aristo @aristomarinetti]

Psychologists aren't allowed to tell you,you are a loser so they made up imaginary disorders.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Shida zangu hua self inflicted

[Hush @hush_web3]

Demo account vs real account🤣

[LUCKI @CfwLuckii]

im not nonchalant I just don’t gaf about shit I can’t control

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Mzinga ikianguka na Wines zote za mtaa zishafungwa

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Siulizangi about fav position ju it will be whatever position i put you in

[𝕏 @ClasickMan]

It is the same people who thought social media wasn't useful till it became an integral part of daily living. One thing about a tech revolution is you either assimilate or get left behind. Whether you are smart or not.

[. @Fimiye]

I hate people who pretend ChatGPT isn’t useful because they want to feel smart 😂